Republican Defense of Bill Cosby from Gloria Alred and Liberal Horde Attacks
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It was only a matter of time before noted glamour defense attorney Gloria Alred entered the media spotlight to attack a fine gentleman who’s real crime was not being black enough for the liberal media.
Since this ordeal for Bill Cosby began he or his handlers have done a pathetic job of cleaning up the mess and making his accusers look like the villains. And it could have been do so easily using tried and true republican tactics.
Had Mr. Cosby called out the liberal media for their unsubstantiated accusations by pointing out they don’t like him because he wants black people to go to college instead of demand reparations then he’d be hailed as a hero and possible running mate for my good friend who is also black (See? We republicans have black friends) presidential contender, Ben Carson. But no. Mr. Cosby remained silent which is never a good thing. The key is telling your supporters the crap they want to hear so they will act as an army of defenders and apologists. The haters will hate you anyway. The supporters need guidance. Guide them and exploit their biases and beliefs no matter how inane and you will come out on top. Bill: it’s the liberal media’s fault. Damn ball busting, man hating feminists are railroading you. None of the women complained when you gave them drinks laced with whatever they were laced with. You were just trying to give them a thrill.
The other rule is to never answer their questions. Only ask everyone to wait for “all the facts to come out” before rushing to judgment over ridiculous allegations. This is the proper way to delay. Not with mostly silence as you have been doing. This will give you and your handlers plenty of time to twist the story into one of you being tricked because of your nice personality and celebrity into drugging and molesting naughty girls.
The next rules were put to good use by President G.W. Bush. Never apologise. And once your story is out and working you and your people say you’ve addressed these issues countless times and there is nothing else to say. Tell the liberal media to find another made up scandal because you have “moved on.”
Now Bill, let’s get ready, okay? Hey hey hey!
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Goddammit Joe
Every time I look you up it’s more depressing than the last time.
What a waste
People make things up, and I don’t think all of those women were victims. Why did they wait so long to come forward? It’s a herd mentality in my mind. A few victims and a lot of gold diggers.
I come here every day and have for years but just now commenting so I’m going to take advantage: Joe I laughed and laughed. Fuck Bill Cosby.
Careful what you say Nicole. I think saying “fuck Bill Cosby” may have been what got a few of these ladies fucked by Bill Cosby. Bill will say it’s just a misunderstanding.
LOL! Good point Joe 🙂
This is another sad chapter among many sad chapters with American celebrities. I really hate it because Bill Cosby was a genuine talent. He was a a good actor and a very funny comedian. He made some good points a while back about his African American brethren but then got carried away. I think he and Clarence Thomas forgot what it was like to for the poor. Now instead of being an American treasure he has become another American tragedy.
It is sad. I really liked him and loved the points he made, all good ones, about his brethren.
Of course he did it Norman. But if anyone thinks us republicans will waste an opportunity to put out our tried and true “liberal media” attacks even if the scandal includes rape then that person is a deluded fool.
Notice in the past how I’ve deftly blamed Clinton for the immoral acts of my republican friends? When my guys like Vitter or Sanford do it they’re merely victims of an immoral society. It’s all Clinton’s and the liberal media’s fault.
Now watch as I continue to rebuke the devil as he has his hands around the throat of our nation.
LOL! Good job Joe. You had my crazy wife going for a while until I pointed out it was SATIRE. LOL
Nobody took me serious when I was a democrat either Tony. What’s wrong with me?
Normie republicans are our conservatives you old git and just as bloody stupid!
So he didn’t ‘do it’ – whatever it was? I hope he didn’t cause I like him – mind you…I liked Rolf Harris too….oh dear….
Oh I’m pretty sure he “did it” Norman. You know RAPE x a couple of hundred apparently 🙂
Was afraid I’d been demoted or fired MadMike. Lost my Sunday morning slot.
Actually I had set you up for a Monday slot, as it’s also a big reader draw, and we had lots up for Sunday. No need for all that competition you know 🙂 You’re leading the pack today….
Ha ha Joe! And Hey Hey Hey…