How Sarah Palin Made the Left Her Bitch
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I am happy to use this forum to congratulate my good friend Sarah Palin on her latest crushing of leftist Kookery.
Her son, who has Downs Syndrome, stood on the family dog to use the sink. As usual the do-gooders came out in force to pillory Sarah for thinking a cute scene was cute and posting a picture on Facebook. What the do-gooding fools fail to understand is that every time they attack Sarah, who by all things right in the universe should be living a life of anonymity, they further enhance her power and legend.
What the do gooders at PETA and whoever else thought they would be left wing heroes have done is not bring Sarah down. They have brought their movement down to the level of my republican party. They haven’t attacked an animal abuser. They’ve attacked the mother of a child with Downs Syndrome who got a support dog for her child with Downs syndrome and celebrates every achievement, that people who don’t have children with Downs Syndrome take for granted.
Sarah has already incorporated the attacks in her latest speech. I await a prominent lefty or left leaning organization’s attack on apple pie next.
One of the problems I endured during my time as a liberal was no matter what I posted, a bunch of fellow liberals felt the need to correct me. Now that is a problem in my republican party as well but in the end we remain loyal to whatever policies the RNC demands we be loyal to. That’s why virtually every one of our pundits and the low level bloggers who think they’re important say virtually the exact same thing every day. It’s why for the most part we don’t end up with Ralph Nader episodes like in Florida, circa 2008.
So well done liberal horde. Instead of ignoring Sarah Palin, you have made her more powerful than you could imagine. Like a pseudo Star Wars plot. Only this time the light side and it’s greed for goodness, or getting a bunch of deluded fools to press the “like” icon on Facebook so they could be leftwing heroes, they have done exactly as the emperor (Dick Cheney?) has foretold. They walked right into a trap and they look like the haters. And mothers all over the country won’t remember that schools will be defunded. That women’s rights will be curtailed. Only that a fellow Mom was attacked by the left.
All I can say now is you people better hope to Christ or the earth mother or fate or whatever the hell you hope to, that Jeb Bush is the friendly conservative my side will portray him as, cause he’s your next president. Back out now Hillary. Mom hating democrats are toast.
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Ha! I’m rolling Joe. You and E.A. need your own category.
Did she really say something about Obama eating dogs in Indonesia? Was that just liberal non-information?
I’m not qualified to respond, since I didn’t eat dogs when I was a child, nor did I shoot wolves from a helicopter just the heli of it.
But that doesn’t stop me from having an opinion, so here goes:
It is my opinion that Sarah Palin is waaaaaaaaay over her 15 minutes of fame, and is now entering “a decade of fame” territory, which in and of itself is enough to make us all want to guzzle anti-freeze for the next 3 years.
She used to be entertaining, but now she’s like a moldy meal of liver and onions that keeps repeating itself, leaving a rancid taste in one’s mouth.
Shaw I can’t agree more. She is a strident, nonsense talking idiot. All I can say is: thanks John McCain. I think I’m going to watch Game Change again now….
Ellen Degeneres did the same thing with her dog and no one said a word. this is a liberal thing, and they deserve to get beaten up over it.
I saw that picture on the news a few minutes ago, so Sarah has a point, and the article was fantastic Joe.
Satire? This is some passionate satire there Joe. That’s the best kind.
I’m a long time reader but a first time commenting person and I have to say Joe you are a great satirist. You should put your stuff on Reddit.
Well let me tell you she should be in the jailhous and never be allowed to ever have another dog. That dog was in npain and everyone who knows dogs could see it in its eyes. I’m a LIBERAL and I’m no one’s bitch.
Don’t know how you Yanks tolerate her but I can tell you that dog thing isn’t a thing you know. Dogs not upset so Joe you’ve a point. The silly lily Lefties had made bollocks of it. Good job.
I have to agree. I’m a dog lover and I thought there was much ado about nothing. Joe you’ve outdone yourself…again.
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Appreciate the happy face Les.