Joni “Patches” Ernst Plagiarizes Her Life Story in SOTU Rebuttal
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As good a republican as I am, not even I could sit through more than two minutes of the good Senatress from the great state of Iowa’s rebuttal to the president’s State of the Union address.
Jesus H. Christ woman! I know we republicans take for granted the idiocy of the voters we gerrymandered into our safe districts but your opening was over the line sickening. It reminded damn near verbatim of the old song, “Patches.”
Like Patches, you worked the fields. You fed the chickens and you chopped wood too. Your clothes were tattered and you wore bags on your feet when you went to school. Good Lord. At least you didn’t claim they called you “Patches.” Or maybe you did and I didn’t have the stomach to watch any more of this pathetic drivel you called a rebuttal’
I can only imagine how you went on Joni. As long as we’re on the theme you laid out I suppose you could tell us of how you sewed you own uniform to save taxpayers money while you served in the National Guard. Bullshit but at least the saving money part would have sounded republican. I figure you must have been tending the fields with a team of oxen when you went into labor. Gave birth and then promptly suckled your baby in one arm while driving the plow with the other. Just how Abe Lincoln would have done it had he been a woman in labor.
I watched Bobby Jindal’s rebuttal a few years ago. I thought that was the standard by which all pathetic rebuttals would be measured. I was wrong, which is extremely rare for a republican to admit. George W. Bush still hasn’t admitted he was wrong about anything.
So just like Patches the years went by and you are a success. I don’t know who to feel sorrier for; the voters in Iowa who sent you to Washington to spout this silliness, or the democrat you beat whose name I can’t remember. Speaks well for his campaign. He’s got to be the sorriest one of all, and not just sorry he lost but lost to a cartoon character like Joni Ernst.
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Joe, I did not watch her rebuttal. Now I am glad I didn’t. 🙂 🙂
I couldn’t watch it either. Just couldn’t take it, and, as it turns out, I’m glad I didn’t.
You women have a language no straight male can decode. I blame that liberal trollop Gloria Steinam for that also.
LOL! Gloria Steinem, the feminists Al Sharpton 🙂
Just admitting you are unable to decode the wimmin without help is the first step, good for you.
What we don’t get we just blame on hormones Jess. That or Gloria Steinem and Hillary Clinton. It’s easier than actually working to understand broads.
Just when you think there’s no way we could send anyone nuttier than Michelle Bachman a way is found. Dumb ass republican leadership should have picked me for the rebuttal. I tried to tell em but they refused to listen.
See Joe! You should become a democrat. Those republicans betrayed you!! Nasty bastards 🙂
I noticed how you glossed over my gloating there Joe. Being jealous of my superior female mind is no way to go through life man, it will just bring you grief 🙂
Glossing over gloating!!! What? What? What? Jess only us ladies know what that means 🙂 🙂
Uh oh…you might be in trouble Joe over this gloat glossing 🙂
shh, he’ll think the feminist hordes have ganged up on him if you tell him that. Poor guy will be all frightened, then may have to make decisions on what to attack us for next. It will make his brain hurt with all the choices he has 🙂
Damn, do I have to turn in my lady card now that I have let a secret out 😉
Patches! Ha ha! I remember that song when I was a wee lass. Don’t know anything about this Joni person but I am a bit curious now. Funny.
I’mma leave this right here. I was RIGHT about her. *mic dropped*
Joe I actually think her speech was worse than Bobby Jindal’s and that was really bad. Good one man.
Tim I have to agree man. Worst speech ever by a hog caller.
This is so funny Joe and you are so right. I can’t stop laughing. Have to go share now 🙂