Mississsippi: No Worries-Jesus is Driving the Bus

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Oh those crazy Christians.  The poorer the state the more the crazies, and Mississippi proves that assumption.  Those Mississippians are making history improving their state by passing this landmark legislation.  No, it’s not new roads and bridges, or laws protecting gays and other minorities.  Nope it’s far bigger than that.

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The wise representatives of the good people of what might still be the most racist state in America, have decided that Jesus can drive the church bus.  Yep.  None of that fancy gay loving in Jesus Land.

“This just allows small churches, some don’t have people with commercial licenses at all, and they can pick a person to drive the bus,” said state Rep. Robert Johnson III, D-Natchez, who chairs the Transportation Committee which had passed the bill earlier in the session.

Current law requires CDL-certified drivers for any vehicle transporting more than 16 passengers, including the driver. The bill would amend that law to exempt church buses designed to carry 30 passengers or less.

Now we don’t make these things up.  This is true.  According to the Bible Banging Lord Lovers of Mississippi anyone with a driver’s license can drive like minded folk, including children. They call their bizarre little bill: Jesus At The Wheel.  Once again we don’t make this stuff up.

 

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Bill Formby
9 years ago

Well, who is to say? Jesus may be able to fly them to the moon if he chooses. You know, as in, “One of these days Alice, Boom, Zoom, to the moon!”

Norman Rampart
9 years ago

I taught Jesus to drive! This is a real worry….

Well? It’s true!!! He was called Jesus!!! He is Portugese so I don’t think he was THAT Jesus….probably…

screech
9 years ago

What a bunch of hopeless moronic assholes. Feel sympathy for the children but most of the rest can crash and burn in the nearest ditch.

Joe Hagstrom
9 years ago

It only applies if they’re taking Christians to gun stores. Jesus wants us to have guns to help us rebuke the devil.

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