How Stupid Is It That Sex On A Beach In the US Can Get You 15 Years?
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In France, sex on a public beach,while illegal, is still accepted in certain locales. If, for example, you visit Cap D’Agde you can experience public sex with hundreds of swingers right at the beach at certain times of the year. This really has to be seen to be believed.
Spain is the most liberal country to be nude and have sex in public places. In countries like Germany, and, sadly, the US, such activity is definitely against the law as one unfortunate Florida couple found out.
You see earlier this month, Jose Caballero and Elissa Alvarez were found guilty of lewd and lascivious exhibition for having sex on Florida’s Bradenton Beach—and they faced a pretty stiff maximum sentence for their tangle in the sand: 15 years behind bars.
Yesterday, Alvarez learned with great relief her time in jail won’t be anywhere near that long. At a hearing that was actually supposed to set a later sentencing date, a Bradenton judge sentenced the 20-year-old, who has no criminal history, to time served.
She has been in custody since May 4 and was released last night. Her attorney described her embarrassment and the unforeseen consequences: “She’s been designated a sex offender, so for the rest of her life, as it stands now, she has to report and be treated as a child molester.”
“To say she has learned her lesson would be an understatement,” he added. Caballero, 40, will be sentenced July 6, and the Bradenton Herald reports he won’t get off so easy.
Mr. Sex-in-the-Sand Caballero, it turns out, has a record (an eight-year stint in jail for cocaine trafficking) and, as Assistant State Attorney Anthony Dafonseca tells the Herald, there was “a vast difference in the demeanor that Mr. Caballero reacted to the fellow beachgoers versus the demeanor of Ms. Alvarez and how she reacted.” Clearly, Mr. Caballero was a dick.
Prosecutors will be happy to see him handed 2.5 years. His lawyer says they’d “be stupid” not to agree to the shortened offer, “but there are some other factors. The whole sex offender thing is a big issue.”
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I have news for both of you. I grew up in South Alabama and we were at the beach a lot. If I had gotten 15 years for each time I had sex on the beach (the act, not the drink) I would need another lifetime to serve all the time. That was back in the day when Gulf Shores was not really a tourist destination and was a great place for us kids to go drink beer and party. They only had one police officer and he never bothered us.
Like I said amateur. Remember hubby and I surf all the time, um beaches, and I still have years in front of me to keep doing me 🙂
Same here Bill, although different beaches 🙂
that’s coz you were prolly the police officer weren’t you, you old hound 😉
Lol…I have the right to remain silent, or so I’m told 🙂
Ha ha. Oh Jess. The stories I could tell when I was just a young “lady.” 🙂
Hmm, like being brand spanking newly married and meeting your husband at the San Francisco airport from a business trip and it taking you a couple hours to get out the parking garage type of stories??? I heard this also too from a friend 😉
Don’t you love it when “friends” share such intimacies?
Makes the world go round and I…oops my friend has zero shame about it. People are way too scared to talk about intimate things like this but we all know it’s happening, why not talk about it, if you want to.
Amateurs. You just need to know where to go for sexy times on the beaches. I heard this from a friend 😉