Why Pope Should Only Speak When He Agrees With Rick Santorum

While perusing the internet searching for articles defaming my good friend Rick Santorum I had the misfortune of coming across another bastion of atheism and depravity: The Huffington Post.

While just as despicably liberal and sanctimonious as HP, at least MadMike’s America owner, MadMike Scott, had the good sense to include me as one of his authors rather than a horde of former hippies and born too late to get VD at Woodstock hippie wannabes.

The HP article tried to impugn the good name of my friend Rick by reporting he thinks Pope Francis should stick with theology and not speak of things like the liberal myth of climate change. The interview was conducted by the usually fair and balanced Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday. Wallace resorted to unfair journalistic practices when he asked Rick if Rick could speak on climate change why not the Pope.

The answer of course is that this Pope is far too open minded to speak what we republicans know is truth. There is no sin in capitalism. The poor are suffering because they’re lazy, and the ones born in poor countries just need to go someplace else and start a business so they can create jobs and be loved and blessed by the Almighty.

It amounts to this: the Pope is diametrically opposed to the real dogma of God’s chosen party: the GOP. He must remain silent unless he opens his heart to the real capitalist Jesus who sees the goodness of wealth concentrated in the top two percent of the world’s population.

Religions have no problem asking my wealthy friends to donate so it’s only right and holy that the wealthy get religions to help them help religion by denouncing anti capitalist and scientific gobbledygook.

The best thing Pope Francis could do, as well as the Dali Lama and any other religious leader could do is ask my friend Rick Santorum, whom I fully support for the republican presidential nomination, what they should say regarding everything so there is no confusion.

The wisdom of Rick Santorum is unchallenged. His devotion to God, country and family are unmatched.   I hope four of his twelve insiders, whom Rick dubbed his “apostles” are taking down everything Rick says so they can write gospel accounts of his life and teachings.

Be silent Pope Francis. Better to go down in history as a silent pope than face the wrath of the republican attack machine. The world will be better off because the only views that they will here are those of Rick and the republican party.   We are the party of efficiency as well as God.

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