A President Trump Will Raise Money By Hosting Government Reality Shows

My good friend Donald Trump, soon to be President Trump, has regaled us with brilliance his whole life. From the start of his campaign for president he has been the one man to tell the truth and lay out an agenda for our Nation. And while building a big wall and calling illegal aliens rapists and murderers are an important part of this agenda, the most important is how will our government raise the revenue it needs to build big walls, take care of Veterans and issue pamphlets calling illegal aliens rapists and murderers after taxes for the wealthy are cut. Donald is a good business man and understands he only has a year or two as president before he gets bored and goes home. A legacy must be built.

My suggestion (another freebie for the Donald) is we transform the federal government into a series of reality shows. President Trump can rule in front of a camera placed in the oval office. A cabinet member screws up, Donald says “you’re fired!”   That should keep the cabinet in line.

A general loses a battle or while spending time with socialites and trollops ala General Petreaus, secrets get spilled Donald calls him in before the camera and fires his ass too.

The possibilities are endless. And before anyone thinks it’s a joke remember the last time you were in the Social Security office? Or the Veterans Administration? Donald won’t pussyfoot around with jive turkey government employees who think they’re the ones doing us a favor by making the government that pays them their salaries work for the people who pay the taxes that pay their salaries.   You’re on the highest rated show in the history of television. Sure you need to make that old woman whose husband just died wait at the counter another hour or send her to 6 different departments before someone can tell her how to report her husband’s death to Social Security? Or that old Veteran that can’t get into a VA doctor or even get someone to answer a question with an answer rather than more forms to fill out?   You may hate Donald Trump now but the first time he fires one of these people or the department heads who whine about resources rather than fix systems, even the most ardent liberal will have to admit I’m right about President Trump.

A big reason many people like Trump, and Bernie Sanders is neither of them owe anyone. You can say Trump is in bed with Wall Street or some other sinister thing hated by liberals, but the reality is he’s only in bed with himself and his latest wife sometimes. After he is elected and institutes my Reality for America Program, the world’s markets will be opened to all the advertisers that will be sponsoring the shows. “Things go better with Coke or you’re fired” is what I’ll be pitching to Coke. They’ll pay whatever price Donald and I ask because they know Pepsi will. “Join the Pepsi generation or you’re fired.”   You better have driven a Ford lately or you’re fired. Most importantly, you damn well better read MadMike’s America or you’re a deluded fool, and you’re fired.

Being a republican of some renown it pains me that MadMike hasn’t made this the first real Trump supporting site. He’d rather post stories about cute harp seals the plight of man eating wolves and tigers and how sweet they are once you get past the human leg clenched in their jaws. Donald Trump can make the difference between a new, powerful and respected America with an open government every night at 8pm central, or more of the same gridlock and bullshit we’ve gotten used to. That’s not how government is supposed to work. Join me and help Donald Trump fix it.

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