Kooky Tom Delay Says DOJ To Legalize Bestiality, Pedophilia, Polygamy and 9 More ‘Perversions’

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You remember Tom Delay, once the powerful House Majority Whip known as “The Hammer” at least until he his 2002 indictment on criminal charges of conspiracy to violate election law by a Travis County grand jury.  Now the born-again Christian is spending him time making nonsensical Right Wing statements such as the following from RightWingWatch:

Former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay waits for his sentencing decision at the Travis Co. Courthouse in Austin, Texas on Monday Jan. 10, 2011.  A judge ordered DeLay to serve three years in prison Monday for his role in a scheme to illegally funnel corporate money to Texas candidates in 2002. (AP Photo/Jack Plunkett)
Former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay waits for his sentencing decision at the Travis Co. Courthouse in Austin, Texas on Monday Jan. 10, 2011. A judge ordered DeLay to serve three years in prison Monday for his role in a scheme to illegally funnel corporate money to Texas candidates in 2002. (AP Photo/Jack Plunkett)

Tom DeLay appeared on Newsmax TV yesterday, where he told host Steve Malzberg that, just as he had predicted, all Hell is now breaking loose because of the Supreme Court ruling striking down gay marriage bans. Things are now so out of control, DeLay said, that he even knows about a “secret memo” from the Justice Department aimed at legalizing “12 new perversions,” including bestiality and pedophilia.

“We’ve already found a secret memo coming out of the Justice Department,” DeLay claimed. “They’re now going to go after 12 new perversions, things like bestiality, polygamy, having sex with little boys and making that legal. Not only that, but they have a whole list of strategies to go after the churches, the pastors, and any businesses that tries to assert their religious liberty. This is coming and it’s coming like a tidal wave.”

Malzberg, who was predictably shocked by the news that Department of Justice was now going to seek to legalize things like pedophilia, asked DeLay to clarify that that was what he had just claimed and DeLay assured him that it was.

“That’s correct,” he said. “They’re coming down with 12 new perversions. LGBT is only the beginning. They are going to start expanding it to the other perversions.”

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Bill Formby
8 years ago

Dear Brother Tom;

In the words of the once famous Fonzie, “Sit on it.” I still don’t know what that means but by all means, do it.

Glenn Geist
8 years ago

Ah, the secret memo gambit. Remember Joe McCarthy’s blank sheet of paper with the names of Communists in the State Department?

But it’s all part of the Slipper Slope Fallacy which seems to be the best argument these slobs can come up with. There is no cause demonstrated between each of the alleged steps toward lawlessness. Any Logic 101 student would say he’s arguing from the consequences and trying to distract from the justice of the court’s decision. Can we call fear mongering a form of “terrorism?” I’m happy to try!

Anyone care to speculate that Tom is another on on the long, not so secret list of gay rights deniers who has a secret he doesn’t want you to know?

8 years ago

His criminal conviction may have overturned but he will always be a criminal to me.

jess
8 years ago

Hmm, don’t think I would put churches in the very same sentence when talking about pedophilia but that’s just me. They just are all butthurt and their tears are thirst quenching to me. I just wish we could bottle them up and use them to help with the drought here, would be most satisfying.

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