Anchors Aweigh Baby! Why republicans are shunning Rand Paul

It seems that mainstream disgruntled voters, are fed up whether they understand everything or not are supporting my good friend Donald Trump. That’s a good thing since they realize Don is a billionaire and obviously knows more than the rest of us. More proof of his political skills unveiled themselves this week with his use of the offensive [to those who are offended] by the term “anchor baby.”

I admit I didn’t know what it meant, I figured it must have been a punchline in a stupid dead baby joke, but Don’s strategy of not only making enemies of slaves to MSNBC left wing political correctness, but duping the fool Jeb Bush into using it to make him look like the dupe he is worked brilliantly.

The most important thing though is the damage done to the former darling of tea partiers.  It seems the freedom loving folk that hate taxes and government but demand new roads, bridges and Social Security, Rand Paul, is now a forgotten has been. You can’t help but notice his silence when others question Mr. Trumps republican credentials since Rand’s dad ran as a third party candidate himself. Traitorous bastard if Jeb Bush is to be believed.

What Don has done here is eliminate the one republican that may stand in the way of military actions everywhere. That would not be good for patriotic American corporations like Exxon and Halliburton. The low price of oil, despite what anyone else says, is because the Saudis increased their production to ridiculously high levels to force higher costs for oil producers.

Exxon and Halliburton, as well as good republicans cannot stand for this. Their profits are far more important than cheaper gasoline for consumers. Defense contractors need help also. If Rand was somehow elected his lack of fortitude in imposing our will on other nations would decrease demand for helicopters and planes and rifles, causing pain for them.

What we need is an obedient republican, or better, one that understands that military action is good for America and the economy. The bigger the better and who thinks bigger than Donald Trump? The real beauty of this is even though its, at its core, the same as any other government spending stimulus, the anti-government crowd won’t get it. They’ll see invasions and bombings as a patriotic duty rather than what they really are, profit churning vehicles for defense and oil companies, and fully support the trillions spent while demanding programs that actually make a difference and cost little like Head Start be slashed.

Naturally “nobody” tee hee hee, wants war. Ideally for the oil companies some terror group will bomb some oil fields driving up the price of oil and the Saudis will beg us to send troops for another invasion of something. Perhaps Yemen. Republicans can trust Donald to get this done. Hillary could probably be trusted but we have worries she may develop pangs of conscience considering her age that could throw a monkey wrench into our plans. In the end they’ll all take our money, it’s just that Donald can get our goals accomplished far sooner.

I’m grateful to MadMike for allowing me to state the case for my friend Donald Trump to make America great again. Greatness is defined by wars won. Even Reagan had to invade the mighty empire of Grenada to achieve greatness. Donald will achieve far more than Reagan, Lincoln, Wilson or FDR ever did.

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