How Donald Trump Will Win the Debate By Just Not Showing Up

My fellow republicans, as well as the liberal horde, are in a huge tizzy over the upcoming presidential debate. I really don’t know why since the ten who qualify will all say the same things anyway, interspersed with plenty of attacks on my good friend Donald Trump. The debate will center on his words and actions which is precisely why he shouldn’t even show up.

Donald doesn’t need a debate to generate headlines and publicity for himself but the other candidates do. They are already rehearsing one-liners aimed at Trump in the hopes just one zinger will create a buzz and propel whichever one of these chumps to the top of the polls.

The ultimate insult and sign of disrespect to the nine turkeys who think they can beat The Donald is for Donald to give them the finger and do something else that night.  Guaranteed an army of press will surround him and Donald can regale them with his wit and wisdom without the nine pesky fleas interrupting.

The news will once again focus on The Donald. Liberals will love him for thumbing his nose at Fox News and unions will love him because he thumbed his nose at Scott Walker. Donald’s absence will make the nine look like the desperate losers they are. In addition, Jeb Bush will have to live with the ignominy of knowing his idiot brother George became President while he himself couldn’t get past the Iowa Caucus.

The real beauty of this is how Donald, by not participating, can steal Jeb Bush’s meme of reasonableness and staying above the fray. Donald wants to save America from 90-minutes of rhetoric and vicious character attacks on him from partisan career political hacks while he discusses issues and solutions. The rest of them have no real meme.

Rubio goes out of his way to say nothing other than he hates President Obama. Walker thinks he has the monopoly on union hating even though they all hate unions. Ted Cruz is desperately trying to come up with something one of the super pacs wants to hear so they give him some money. Christie is eyeing the next fundraiser with an all-you-can-eat-buffet.   The only subject of interest left for these losers is which one will strongly hint that Lindsay Graham is gay. This could be a boon for Lindsay if he is gay since he isn’t married and can say he supports marriage only between a man and a woman; a sacrifice he’s willing to make so family values pacs will send him money.

I missed a few of the others like Dr. Ben Carson working hard to sound white. I won’t miss the guy from Ohio though whose name I forgot how to spell and don’t see the need to spend the effort to Google it. He’s trying to present himself as a reasonable alternative, but Jeb Bush has that theme tied up so Jeb’s pac will crush him anyway.

If Trump doesn’t take my advice and debates anyway, he’ll still win. But the price will be a couple of jive turkeys with no chance getting press for delivering a good joke. They will then suffer the false delusion of believing they are rising stars in the republican party.   Our job is to save the others from false Obamanesque hopes.  So, Mr. Trump don’t waste your time with this nonsense.

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