On Donald Trump, Josh Duggar, Jared Fogle and Other Muddled Missives After Midnight
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Let me preface this by saying that I would much rather be asleep in my bed than in front of my keyboard. The last few nights have been kind of rough, and I’ve probably had a total of four hours of sleep in the past sixty. Granted, I don’t have to be doing this, and its not like Mike is a slave driver nor has a gun to my head at this particular moment. Nope, this just me letting my OCD take over the steering wheel and letting it ramble on with whatever I can dredge up from my subconscious in order to entertain you. So forgive me if this article is a bit disjointed and incoherent.
Since I haven’t written much in the wake of my Dad’s death last year, I’m trying my best to be a little more diligent in my responsibilities to both MMA and my friends and fans. (Wow, did I just write a sentence using the word, ‘diligent’? Geez, I must be more exhausted than I thought.)
Anyway, my mind is a jumbled mess full of topics, and I can’t settle on what to write about. I’m sure everyone wants me to go off on Donald Trump again, but in all honesty, I’m kinda sick of writing about him. The guy’s campaign is basically one huge rant against the ‘evils’ of immigrants coming in from Mexico, and his base full of ignorant, white, racist crackers are swallowing it like a porn star deep-throating a twelve inch cock on camera. I don’t get it.
His plan to get rid of the 14th amendment is completely unworkable. You can’t just revoke millions of people’s citizenship and kick them out of the country. If you’re going to go that far, why don’t you kick all the white people out, too? I’m sure all the native Indian tribes would go for that! The last time I checked, this country was for everyone, not just a bunch of white people who ripped it off by handing out some beads and cholera-infected blankets.
While we’re on the subject, why hasn’t Trump mentioned the one country that actually DOES take advantage of our birthright citizenship- the Chinese? Funny how you never hear anything about that, right? While border crossings from Mexico have gone down DRAMATICALLY in the last ten years, Chinese immigration is beginning to skyrocket. And unlike Mexicans, they do intentionally send their pregnant women here to have their babies so they can become citizens. There was a hotel that was busted not too far from where I live that was hosting Chinese women who would rent rooms and have their children delivered here so they could claim American citizenship.
Where I live in California, there are ‘tour companies’ bringing these people in by the busload. Do the cops or the INS do ANYTHING about it? No, because they’re too busy counting their hush money and looking the other way. As far as the INS goes, they don’t care about anyone who isn’t a ‘wetback’ in their eyes.
I’m getting pretty damned tired of Trump making the Latino community the scapegoats for his campaign. I’m even more pissed at the idiots who are supporting him. There were two guys who were recently arrested in Boston for severely beating a homeless Hispanic man simply because they were inspired by Trump. And what was his response? “I have some followers who are really passionate!” Way to show some empathy, you pathetic piece of dogshit! Keep in mind- this is coming from a guy who said that his daughter was hot and would date her if they weren’t related. Looks like SOMEBODY’S trailer park is showing!
Speaking of trailer park culture, how about that pillar of humanity, Josh Duggar? Not only did he molest four of his sisters and one of their friends, he was recently outed for having an account on Ashley Madison, the adultery website. Knowing how much I hate hypocrites, you can imagine how badly this guy gets under my skin. It wasn’t only because of what he did to his own family that bothers me- it’s the fact that there was virtually no remorse and no consequences for him. As far as he was concerned, he was in the clear as long as ‘Jesus forgave him’. What a crock of shit.
So he thinks he’s brave by admitting that he’s a hypocrite? I’ve got news for you, buddy- THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE PUNISHMENT YOU DESERVE. You, OR your inbred clan of bible-thumpers! I hope you all get sucked into a twister and get ripped into shreds! Duggar’s wife deserves whatever she gets for going along with his bullshit. Taking blame for something that was clearly not her fault? That’s bloody IDIOTIC.
Finally, we come to Jared Fogle. In all honesty, I have NEVER liked this guy, so it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that he was banging minors. But on the upside, he’ll still be able to enjoy the occasional footlong- in prison! Hope he enjoys the taste of cockmeat!
So now that you’ve all had your morning chuckle and a cup of coffee, I’m going to collapse in my bed and hibernate. The first person to wake me before twelve wins a special prize: Me at their doorstep with a bat! Tread carefully, folks.
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@Glenn- I honestly don’t give a flying fuck about immigration, your in-laws, or your detachable penis. As far as I’m concerned, anybody who comes here who is a decent human being and tries to build a life for themselves should be allowed to stay. If I wanted to bounce a bunch of Chinese people out of the country, I would have ratted out all the illegals when I was working for the Census Bureau. The point I was making is that I AM FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE POINTING THE FINGER AT THE LATINO COMMUNITY. Take that however you want to. I don’t give a shit.
What the fuck man? What did I miss here? You and I clearly read Glenn’s comment differently.
Seems the Jebster is in hot water for saying he was talking about the Chinese when rattling about “anchor babies” and this story irritates me a bit. Let me explain. My in-laws were Chinese. They both had the money to get out at the end of the war anc came here on Student Visas. It was still illegal for Chinese women to immigrate at all, so she had to get special permission as a student missionary. They met and married in college and my wife and her brother were born here.
Anyone who wishes they had not been can form a line on the left to kiss my ass. The Chinese exclusion Act was done away with in 1946, partly from the embarrassment of being so much like the damned Nazis, but again anyone who wants to call her an Anchor baby — the line starts here.
The Father in Law got a masters in Chemistry and had a career developing products that you use, they both earned a good living, payed taxes, sent their kids to college and my brother in law is a retired US Army Colonel who graduated from West Point. What an affront to the closet white supremacists.
So what the hell is wrong with Chinese immigration? Many have become so successful that universities have to turn them away. We have room and especially room for hardworking dedicated and patriotic citizens. I’ll stop now before I start ranting about how everyone’s lives matter and how immigrants are still building America and how racists can kiss my ass – or my Kalashnikov. Your choice.
Actually, Bill- Writing this was kinda like rubbing one out. I just wanted to get it over with. Ranting is just my go to.
Good, because that much hostility could cause you to explode.
LOL! Yep 🙂
Greg, I understand your rants since I have had a few of my own. Sometimes your vitriol does seem like Rascal when he can’t get to an UPS truck and he grabs a small rug and shakes the hell out of it. I hope you calm down as much as he does once it is out of his system. Your passion is a bit screechie at times.
And also, keep in mind that I was half-asleep when I wrote this.
@Timmy- the story I was referring to was one that happened in a town called Monrovia where federal authorities did bust a hotel for hosting pregnant Chinese women until they gave birth and the feds did find that they were being protected. Aside from that, illegal Chinese labor is a big thing here in my part of LA, but next to nothing is done about it. Am I alluding to the fact that it’s one big conspiracy and that all of the authorities are in on it? No, of course not. All I’m saying is that they’re not making it a big priority.
Accusing the police and the INS, which, by the way is now ICE, and part of Homeland Security, of corruption is just bullshit man. Show us the proof. Where’s the fucking link to THAT allegation? I used to like your stuff man, but you crossed the line.