Scott Walker Hates Mexicans and Canadians
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Although my support for my good friend Donald Trump hasn’t wavered, I am developing a healthy respect for Governor Scott Walker.
What isn’t to like about Scottie? The man hates unions and American Workers. Why should they be able to demand silly things like fair pay and safe work places? They’d be much better off under a system advocated by good republicans like Scott and me which demands work for whatever we pay them in whatever conditions we want because that’s what made America, and the South under slavery better.
Just about all us good republicans demand a wall be built to keep Mexicans out of our country. That way the only ones that can get in would be “the good ones.” You know; the ones that work for slave wages for farmers and meat packing companies and keep their mouths shut. They are the examples American Workers should emulate.
My comrade Governor Walker said earlier he would be open to building a wall between the U.S.A. and Canada. I fully support this as well even though it’s an obvious ruse from Walker to out Trump Donald Trump with some wild idea. But seeing as how many Canadians speak French and we hate the French, building a wall is probably a good idea to keep decadent French speakers the hell out of here. More importantly we would keep all the damn Canadians from sneaking over here to use our healthcare system.
I have roots in the Northeast and fully understand the frustrations of Americans waiting to see doctors because thousands of Canadians flood our clinics and hospitals so they can pay for health care. Why the last time I visited Niagara Falls I was astounded at the hundreds of Canadians trying to get here illegally by swimming across the Niagara River or sailing makeshift rafts across Lake Erie. While we republicans feel bad about people that get cheaper health care we must remember that our citizens pay a lot for it and it’s important we keep it that way.
Governor Walker and I also envision a greedy Canadian sneaking into our Country to sell drugs he got cheap or free through Canada’s national health insurance program. This is stealing from good companies that sell drugs to Americans, and it’s unfair to the Americans that buy them cheaper since they pay high insurance premiums and deductibles for these drugs. If their insurance company approves the drugs of course. But the price of freedom is sometimes being denied by an insurance company you pay thousands a year to in premiums.
Free Canadian health care is potentially making criminals out of millions of Americans whose insurance companies denied paying for treatment. Morals are morals and as far as me and Scott Walker are concerned Jean Valjean should have been hung for stealing that loaf of bread to feed his starving family. Starving isn’t illegal. Suffering and death aren’t illegal. Drug trafficking even if done for what one thinks is a righteous reason is still illegal. The wall must be built to keep people that don’t understand sin is worse than suffering from going to Hell. It’s what Jesus would want.
I was disappointed my friend Donald Trump allowed himself to be interviewed by the universally recognized idiot Sarah Palin. I would much rather he’d been the first to blockade Canada and let the losers wallow in loserville with Sarah Palin but it most likely was simply Donald throwing a bone to one of the chumps in letting Walker take the lead on this America saving policy. A magnanimous decision indeed.
I look forward to more good ideas which would serve to screw over American labor, Canadians and Mexicans from Scott Walker. The man would make a fine Vice President. Perhaps the best one since Spiro Agnew.
What do you think? Your comments are welcome.
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He’s hating on all the right people. I may have to change my vote from Trumpenstein to lil Snotty Wanker.
Ha! Joe you are brilliant man. I don’t know how you do it. I love Scotty Walker too 🙂
As long as the oil agrees not to take our guns kill fetuses and repeal Obamacare we republicans are okay with it being pipelined over our wall.
I see your point Joe, but would that not interfere with the Republicans deal to get the Canadian oil piped down to the Gulf for shipping? Sometimes you have to take the bad with the good.