Trump stands up to man hating ballbuster

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While I still believe my good friend Donald Trump should have stayed away from Thursday’s debate, I applaud his conviction for standing up to man hating, ballbusting women and sissified men who act like women.

Fox News' Megyn Kelly
Fox News’ Megyn Kelly

When confronted by Foxy Megan Kelly with his true statements about Rosie O’Donnell, Trump didn’t lower his manhood to the level of sissy. He proudly stood up for us persecuted males everywhere and attack a system that values political correctness which lets liberals spew insults about Don’s hair while deriding him for saying a fat woman is fat.

It was obvious from the start that the Fox News agenda is to frame the election in a way that helps its chosen candidate. Most likely Walker, who looks like he’s going to fall asleep all the time, or perhaps he’s on drugs, or Rubio who is the perfect dupe. This puppet will dance however Fox and the RNC orders.

The attacks on the front running Trump continued all night. That he refused to say he wouldn’t run as an independent or support whomever the republican nominee happens to be is a true sign of political courage and heroism.

I do commend Governor Christie for his handling of the jive turkey Rand Paul when confronted over his hugging of President Obama. He answered that he hugged victims of 9/11 and that’s what’s important. As well as cutting their taxes so people who are victims of terror attacks or natural disasters can exercise their freedom to be on their own without government interference like a properly funded FEMA.

Dr. Carson is toast. It looks like the next debate will include Carly Fiorina who apparently did well in the scrub team debate earlier. Hewlett/Packard paid her millions to be its CEO and not long after paid her millions more to go away. Maybe that’s her strategy. Be such a screw up the world will pay us trillions to go away.

The big story is of course The Donald. I saw him on NBC this morning ready to pounce on the lady that interviewed him if she tried her hand at ballbusting. I didn’t notice any others on TV though so perhaps they all came to their senses and will do the right thing and get out of Don’s way so he can make America great again.

Poor Jeb Bush. At least his brother was a guy we all wanted to drink beer with. But with Walker and Rubio taking the mantle of easiest for Fox News and billionaires to manipulate he’s probably toast also. He’ll at least stick around till Super Tuesday though since billionaires have him well funded.

The wild card is Kasich. He’s a conservative union hater just like Walker and the rest of them. But he’s been able to do like Reagan and evoke an aura of not hating unions and working Americans. We diehard republicans are in on the cabal but independents and those who don’t pay attention are easily fooled into thinking someone is reasonable when told he is reasonable. That’s our edge with them. They’ll vote for “reasonable” over terms we paint our opponents as, like “extreme.” Or as the Democrats did against McCain and Dole with the term “cranky.”

I look forward to the next debate when Fiorina is there. She is most likely a ballbuster at heart but she will be edging for a vice presidency or cabinet position so she’ll play nice with Donald. Ballbusting manhaters will hate her for it and call her a traitor to women but to her credit, career advancement is more important than pleasing ballbusting manhaters. We republicans respect that and she will go as far as her lack of conscience can take her.

I failed to mention some of the candidates that took part in the debate but that really doesn’t matter since Trump has the nomination wrapped up anyway. And in the end, we know how to keep government dysfunctional whether we have a republican president or not so suck on that ballbusters everywhere.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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8 years ago

If Trump has the nomination wrapped up then Hillary has the election wrapped up. And she doesn’t just bust balls, she rips them off (and places them in the testical lock box that Rush reported she has).

Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

Glad everyone is coming around to my pseudo way of thinking. Even my trampy friend Jess. I figured I’d get one of her world class ball bustings for this post.

jess
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

I’ve had a bad couple of weeks and am not in the mood for all out ball busting right now. Give me a week or so to get over what I need to emotionally and I’ll dive right in busting your balls joe 🙂

8 years ago

That Megyn is a real piece of work. You could tell she was loving herself up there. I don’t think she’s really all that bright either, or she wouldn’t have made an enemy of The Donald.

Bill Formby
8 years ago

Normally I would say that The Donald was an asshole because of the way he does talk to, not only women, but people in general. But, in this case, she singled him out with the intent to humble or embarrass him. It did neither, she ask for it and she got it. Donald 1 Megan 0

Reply to  Bill Formby
8 years ago

I agree Bill. She singled him out and got what she deserved.

jess
8 years ago

I am going to let the animators that do the Lord’s work speak for me.

Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

Never been a fan of Palin. If one calls herself a republican and still has to write “lower taxes” and “less regulation” on her hand so she doesn’t forget these two basic talking points she is above all else an idiot. Sean Hannity even got that shitheaded woman to diss on Reagan once.

She’s still better than Rosie O’Donnell though. But Rosie has lots of overlapping flab so she may be writing notes about higher taxes and income inequality we’ll never know about

Dan
8 years ago

Wow, I always thought the Donald was his own biggest cheerleader. I stand corrected. And I remember some people being fans of Sarah Palin, oh, wait. That was Donald too. Yup, smart cookie that Donald.

P.L. Everts
8 years ago

Well, I suppose he is a big dick.

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