Dr. Ben Carson’s Prescription For a Better America: No Muslim Diet
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I absolutely stand with my good friend and fellow conservative Ben Carson and his stand against a Muslim president. Look at what Muslims stand for: terrorism, brutality and hatred of America. That’s just a few things. And they dress funny. It’s good a contender for the republican nomination for POTUS speaks the truth about all these savages.
In addition, we sure as hell don’t need an Irish or German president either. Bunch of drunks and Nazis is what they are. The whole lot of them. Stick their luck of the Irish and loud Wagner music where the sun don’t shine as far as me and Ben are concerned.
And we sure as hell don’t need a Morman or even a Baptist president. Tee totaling holier than the rest of us pricks. I won’t have a president issuing executive orders that I can’t drink a beer or two if I want.
Don’t want any Dutch presidents either. Cheap, stubborn assholes is what they are. Not that demanding allies go Dutch Treat when paying for these wars we get into would be that bad I guess. But they had South Africa and look what happened there with Oscar Pistorius and how they messed up a perfectly good apartheid system.
We really don’t need a Catholic president. He might appoint judges that sentence people to Confession and a few Hail Mary’s rather than real justice. Screw all that forgiveness stuff and God help us if this crazy liberal climate change, tolerance and acceptance Pope has any influence on our president. Jesus Christ that would be awful for the job creators and real American Christians.
I don’t think I could vote for a Latin guy for president either. The memory of Freddie Prinz in Chico and the Man is still too fresh. Who wants that guy to be president.
Asians would be lousy presidents and me and Dr. Ben won’t be voting for one of them either. Any race that describes itself as being “inscrutable” must have something to hide cause what real American even knows what inscrutable means anyway?
We tried a black guy, two if Bill Clinton is to be believed when it was said he was our first black president. Sure millions of jobs were created during his and Obama’s terms and other stuff but if they were so great than how did so many jobs disappear during Bush’s presidency? Which proves we need a republican president after Obama more than ever.
Ben and I have a problem with Greeks and their lot also. We lump Italians in with Greeks because Olive Gardens and Greek restaurants kind of look alike. We good Americans like statues of war heroes and Founding Fathers okay. Plus Muslim hate statues and if it pisses off a Muslim that’s a good thing. But the damn Greeks and Italians would be erecting statues of naked people and their crazy gods all over the place and demanding we worship them as they work to destroy America. Can’t have that.
We certainly couldn’t support a French president. We haven’t really won a war since WWII. The damn Frogs haven’t won anything since Napoleon and in the end he lost. We need a strong leader who will stand up to the nattering nabobs of negativity. Not a mealy mouth, snail eating Frenchie.
Ben and I wouldn’t support anyone of Scandinavian descent. Their neutrality is worrisome. Most likely a commie plot to weaken America and embolden our enemies.
I admire the honesty and courage of Dr. Carson. Like me, he wouldn’t support any of the kooky races and creeds I’ve mentioned here. He would support a real American for president, not some Muslim or Black or Swede or Morman or Chinaman or Mexican or Catholic or Protestant Baptist type. Thank God for Ben Carson. By his logic we can’t support anyone. And seeing as how we republicans want less government, that may not be a bad thing.
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Jesus? Who gives a care about that silliness? There’s more evidence he didn’t exist than he did, and hey if God is so perfect how come he only created ONE son. He would have thought about a back-up I would think.
I wish we could all keep our faith private and it had nothing to do with politics but pandering to Jesus freaks is a tried and true way to keep them voting republican despite 90% of our policies being antithetical to most of their Christian beliefs if they really knew what they were. I guess it’s okay with God as long as we love our neighbor as ourself even if it’s a young child that drowned.
That pandering irritates me more than anything.
Us republicans have no problem with nakedness and whoring as long as we’re told the stuff we want to hear about Jesus and less government. Obedience is part of any republican marriage vow so the wife is obligated to look fawningly over her man when he makes his public confession and apology then nodding angrily when he says he can now get back to work reducing government and making stronger laws against gambling and prostitution.
That a Frenchie would marry a tramp is so ingrained in their culture it’s more of a shock when a French politician isn’t wed to a trollop. Or at least have one on the side.
In the ’90’s I was relatively confident that the majority of people wouldn’t vote for a fool, and then came 2000 and the election of George W. Bush, and that confidence was destroyed. So, a decade or two later, if someone asks me if a fool like Trump, or a fanatic like Carson could be elected I have to say “I don’t know.”
Yes. The days of sanity are gone Mike and using John McCain’s descriptor: there are a lot of “wacko-birds” in congress these days.
They are long gone Rachael. Long gone indeed and John McCain nailed it.
“We certainly couldn’t support a French president.”
Well Donald Trump would be a kind of, sort of Frenchie preznit because his third wife is a model who posed half-nekkid in magazines, and ex-Frenchie President Nicholas Sarkozy’s wife, Carla, was a model who posed half-nekkid as well. So there’s that.
Conservative Americans rejected all things French when France did not support the Iraq War, and the cons changed French Fries to “Freedom Fries.” That showed those effete Frenchies what kind of stuff we Americans were made of!
So if Trump is elected preznit, we’ll have not just a “classy loud-mouth bully,” but a “classy T&A FLOTUS!”
And if Trump chooses Dr. Ben Carson as his veep, then we’ll have the perfect storm of idiocy and ignorance, something the right wingers have been praying for since Tricky Dicky said those famous words, “I am not a crook!”
It sucks that intelligent debate and exchange of ideas to confront problems and make our Nation “more perfect” has been the exception to the campaign rule since our Nation was founded.
I have zero doubt that if Ben Carson uses the “N” word in any context he will bury the other republicans in this race. Confirmation bias is a powerful tool to energize and anger a base against whatever they’re angry with. Many of my “fellow” republicans are outraged over the Pope’s climate change views. They think he should stick to religion but have no problem with Pat Robertson shilling for conservative stuff or Liberty University training generations of right wing kooks.
It is really bad that most of the people rate others as only their personal opinion and other’s faith, Is every single person belonging to any community is wrong or savage, they why such kind of behavior is being shown by these politicians, Please don’t do this?