Ben Carson: Sleepwalking His Way Into the White House
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Okay, I’m going to start this article by asking a favor of you all. Go to Google and look up the word, “Somnambulism”. Go ahead, I’ll wait.
*Final Jeopardy theme playing*
If you already knew what that word meant without having to look it up, kudos to you. If you didn’t, then congratulations- you’ve figured out one of the many uses of Google beyond finding free porn. Yeah, I am aware I could have just told you that somnambulism is another word for sleepwalking, but look at it this way- not only have you learned something new, I’ve also made reading this article an interactive experience!
But anyway, to the subject of this article: Ben Carson. Am I the only who looks at this guy and wonders if he’s doped up for every interview he does? Donald Trump loves to make fun of Jeb Bush for being ‘low energy’, but compared to Ben Carson, Jeb seems like he’s running on a combination of pop rocks and a case of Red Bull. I’m amazed the guy is walking upright.
Every interview I’ve ever seen Carson give, he always looks like he’s half-asleep. At first I thought he may have been a narcoleptic, but he isn’t. The funny thing is, whenever I see him on TV, I wanna snap my fingers and shout, “WAKE UP, BITCH!”
I honestly have no idea how this guy is running at second place to Donald Trump in the polls. Granted, on the stupidity meter, he’s on the same level as Trump, but he differs from Trump in that he seems to want to run this country on a faith-based platform, essentially turning the U.S. into a theocracy, which scares the living shit out of me. People keep telling me how brilliant Ben Carson is as a neurosurgeon, but so far, I haven’t seen any evidence of it. From everything I’ve seen on the man, I can only assume he’s been experimenting on himself.
Plus, let’s not forget that Carson is a BLACK republican. That’s like being Jewish and having a “I Brake for Hitler Youth!” bumper sticker on their Mercedes Benz. I dunno about you, but I have a hard time believing in a candidate who aligns himself with a party that has consistently undercut opportunities for the minorities in this country, of which he is one. I’m surprised he hasn’t gone the full nine and joined the KKK. I can just picture it- a group of white-robed racist pricks gathered around a flaming cross screaming, “Let’s go hang us some niggers!” and there’s Ben Carson all swept up in the moment screaming, “Yeah! Let’s go hang us some nig- umm… you know what? Nevermind, I’ll see you guys later!”
You know what would be funny? Giving Ben Carson and Allen West their own reality TV show set in Compton, California. They wouldn’t last five minutes in the hood, believe me. Allen West would be like, “Umm… I can’t live here! It’s full of black people!” Ten seconds after that, they’d both be gunned down in a drive-by. I wish.
I find it even more mind-boggling that after nearly eight years of living under the oppressive ‘tyranny’ of President Barack Obama, the republicans in this country would want to vote in yet ANOTHER black man into the White House. Is that supposed to prove that they’re not racist? Or is it that they want to have a black man they can control? Because I guarantee you- IF Ben Carson miraculously got elected, white people in this country would only get even more rabidly racist. While they may hate Obama, at least he’s managed to keep this country from the brink of total collapse. This country would go to complete shit under Carson’s watch from the second he took office. The republicans have done a great job of smearing Obama and blaming him for the problems that were their own creation. But Carson? For every mistake the republicans made, the blame would fall SQUARELY on his shoulders. Congress would be like, “What are you blaming us for? We only did what we were told!”
But in reality, none of the above has anything to do with why Ben Carson shouldn’t be President. This is a guy who is anti-woman, anti-gay, and wants the bible to be the law of the land. He’s really no different than the other ten thousand idiots running for the big chair. The only difference is that his tan is a little bit darker than theirs.
According to Carson, he says that being gay is a choice. Well, Ben- I could make the same claim about you being a republican. But here’s the thing- being gay doesn’t make you an illogical, repressive, bigoted shitbag. So that puts the gay community miles ahead of you.
Do yourself a favor and get yourself an MRI, because you definitely have a neurological issue.
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@Bill- We’re totally in agreement! Plus, you go a long way towards confirming my theory that this guy suffers from a neurological disorder of his own!
@Mike- Millions? God help us.
@Joe- if you call Carson a friend, then clearly, you must be as doped up as he is. 😉
Just kidding.
Maybe.
@Rachael- I have NO idea where this ass clown gets his support from. Every word he utters just confirms how insane he is. I’m beginning to think that you have to be functionally retarded to want to vote for him!
If any of you saw Alec Baldwin in his famous role as a surgeon when famously stated, in the operating room, “I am God.” But I am thinking Ben Carson did. The trouble is that he thinks it is not just in the operating room. He thinks he Is God all of the time but , only to Christians. He is about as a wooden tennis racket left outside too long. He has no idea about what being president means other than he can tell other people what to do. I honestly believe that if he were to win even the Republicans would regret it.
This guy is the world’s biggest loser. The things he has said over the years, and since he has run for president will astound even the most simple man, but apparently that doesn’t include those millions of republicans who support this loon.
My good friend Dr. Carson has unwittingly stumbled into a grand strategy of allowing my party’s base of kooks, bigots and religious zealots to create whatever persona of him they want to believe.
Not unlike how people mold God into whatever they think God should be like. Whether it be stern and demanding or forgiving and loving. Ben is all things to all republicans since we really have no idea what he thinks cause he simply spouts a few right wing catch phrases and shows proper disrespect to minorities and the poor.
In a way he’s a Manchurian Candidate. Reality will set in soon on him. He’ll say something not properly disrespectful about Blacks or Mexicans and he will go away. I don’t think he’s antagonistic enough to be a right wing talk show host like my good friend Hermann Cain though. There’s a Black guy we republicans can love.
SO Greg why does this sleepwalker have so much support? Are they both sleepwalkers? Where do they get these guys?