Vote Trump Because Fighting Batsh*t Crazy with Batsh*t Crazy Is A Good Thing
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Over the past year I’ve laid out many sound reasons why we should elect my good friend Donald Trump. The most important reason is because of what our nation [which isn’t great now] but will be when we elect The Donald. You see we are dealing with batshit crazy nuts intent on destroying freedom and America.
With the Paris terror attacks still fresh in our minds let’s look at the batshit craziness that compelled the nuts to commit these despicable acts.
They were convinced the West was the enemy and by killing a bunch of people they would please Allah and go to Heaven. There are easily manipulated kooks whose hate was directed by equally batshit crazy nuts into believing this nuttery.
The world has no appetite for occupying and changing conditions that lead one to becoming a terrorist or insurgent. The reality is nobody really has any idea how to deal with it since not all the terrorists necessarily come from poor, desperate backgrounds. Whatever reason a guy like Bin laden who came from a wealthy family, or a guy from a poor family have, the one thing they have in common is they are crazy. And just like it takes a thief to catch one, it takes a crazy guy to catch another crazy guy. And we have plenty of batshit crazy republicans to choose from.
The danger of course is combining crazy with stupid, as is the case with Mike Huckabee. If ignorance was bliss this joker must be the most blissful guy on Earth.
The others we don’t like we don’t like because we may not be able to control them. Other than Rubio and Bush whom we will twist like a pretzels into doing our bidding. We hate Cruz and Rand Paul cause they don’t know their place in the hierarchy.
My friends, the best person, the most batshit crazy one we have to deal with the batshit craziness out there is, of course, Donald Trump. And the best part about Trump is we don’t have to donate a lot of money to him since he has plenty of his own. Many liberal do gooders accuse us republicans of being anti-government. The fact is we like all the goodies, we just don’t want to pay for them.
My friend Donald has taken some heat from the liberal media for a few contradictory statements. The liberals just don’t understand that contradictory statements are part of the plan to demonstrate his intimidating batshit craziness to our enemies. Keep the terrorists off guard Donald says.
My only fear is that one of Trump’s opponents will come out in favor of nuking the Middle East before Donald does. It’s been like 70 years since an atomic bomb was dropped on people and it may be a good time to drop another to remind the world of America’s power and exceptionalism. I’d look for the idiot Huckabee, Fiorina or Ted Cruz to try and beat Donald to the punch with this. A “first strike.” In sound republican tradition I’m not saying let’s nuke em. Let’s just keep the option there. It is, after all, the batshit crazy thing to do.
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Did you hear your candidate’s latest comments about waterboarding?
Nothing he says surprises me. Figured he’d have come out for cutting the legs off jaywalkers by now.