How Exxon Turned its Back On Rich Republicans
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Woe are we republicans. Of the many constants we’ve come to rely on are making sure the rich are getting richer and our base of bigots, religious zealots and weak minded fools vote for our guys because Obama wants their guns and wants to impregnate their white women. So, this most traitorous act by the once loyal Exxon Corporation is a giant knife in our backs.
Exxon has long been a stalwart soldier in the fight against the “Chicken Little” global warming crowd. We could always count on Exxon to pay a couple “scientists” to say they see no evidence of climate change or pollution. It’s cold in Detroit in January. That’s all the science we need to refute climate change extremists. That and call them extremists.
The traitors to America at Exxon have just announced they take the myth of climate change seriously and have taken steps to reduce greenhouse emissions whatever the hell they are. I guess they’re saying plants fart.
These fools have even embraced taxes on “plant fart” emissions which is more evidence of a vast left wing conspiracy. Hillary Clinton has operatives using mind control at Exxon no doubt.
Pinko world leaders have gathered in Paris to discuss climate change nonsense. It’s more likely this is a cabal to institute a new world order with Obama as supreme dictator. Exxon must be part of the plot now that it’s embraced destroying freedom and the coal industry which has never been proven to harm anyone. A little black smoke from a coal plant never hurt anyone. Besides, black is beautiful so we need more coal burned to show we republicans are tolerant.
These are sad times for republicans. It’s bad enough we can’t get anything done with Harry Reid and President Obama messing things up for us. What’s worse is we can’t get anything undone, except the elimination of a bunch of IRS investigators. It’s important anyone that wants a bunch of guns can get them just as much as real Americans can welch out of paying taxes. It’s our way of reducing government since Obama won’t let us do anything else.
I pray that the management of Exxon comes to its sense soon. Hillary has the Democratic nomination all but sewn up and will have all the liberal money machine donating to her while we republicans will be dividing up the funds of our rich corporations and billionaires till we have a nominee. We can’t afford to let Exxon go lefty on us. And since the IRS investigator squad has been cut they should have plenty to donate. It’s only right Exxon puts an end to this charade of supporting climate change policies and once again be a loyal soldier and donator to the republicans and what we stand for.
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Once these mega giants see that fossil fuels are going the way of the dinosaur and that more climate friendly sources can be equally or even more profitable they will jump on it, along with the fat cat republicans.
We’re a long way from that seeing how the Saudis are keeping oil s cheap and even if they cut their production my friends at Exxon and the others will have bought all the oil sands land cheap and will be able to get plenty of their own. The cost is passed to consumer so it doesn’t matter what it costs to drill for it anyway. If it’s plentiful our propaganda and lobbying machine will see that fossil fuels will burned.
Alright then! 🙂
Republicans love Big Oil and Big Oil loves them, at least as long as it is profitable.
Exxon isn’t mentioned much in Blighty – doesn’t need to be we still remember the Exxon Valdiz(?) spewing oil all over the seagulls.