Taking Pansy Right Wing Radio Host Jamie Allman to Task

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If Exxon abandoning us true gun loving, all American republicans, and its embracement of the myth of climate change weren’t enough, now there’s whom I thought to be a right minded right leaning radio host from St. Louis joining in.

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Actually the truth is I never heard of this guy, Jamie Allman, till today but still, anytime a good American takes a position antithetical to what real Americans believe and do is a sign of the Apocalypse and other bad stuff.

This pusscake was being interviewed by Chris Wallace when he asked that the term “assault rifle” not be used because it offended or agitated him or some such faggory. (Yeah. I said “faggory” and I’m glad. I’m a real American and republican and I don’t care about offending anyone. The only thing that offends me is people being offended like I offended MadMike with my last post he didn’t post because I made fun of liberal “goddess, Caitlyn Jenner)

So this turkey whose bra must be too tight, or bleeding from some place that maybe my good friend Donald Trump could better describe, is offended by the word “assault.” What a girlie man. The fact is as republicans we’re duty bound to embrace words like assault. The word strikes fear in the hearts of terrorists and evil doers. By not using it because we’re offended shows weakness and emboldens or enemies. This Allman “person” must be suffering from woman troubles if he’s so damn sensitive.

As a right wing blogger of courage and renown, seeing as I’m the only righty with the balls to contribute articles to this bastion of baby killing atheist liberals knowns as MadMike’s America, I believe the republican party should kick this sissy Allman down the road. He has no right to speak for us as he is too sensitive to wear the label “republican.”

Real men love guns. And love to describe them in manly terms like assault rifle and magnum, etc. Real men are offended by manly things being described as not manly or phallus enough. Other than boats but that’s a different relationship and they don’t complain like real women. It’s like we get there in the vagina but we’ll kill the bastards with a big penis. Jamie Allman apparently forgot this, his manhood and his republicanism. I hope he grows a set before he embraces gay marriage.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Peter Everts
8 years ago

Actually Mike, I thought it was just one long dick joke.

Reply to  Peter Everts
8 years ago

LOL LOL! Well mission accomplished I guess 🙂

Peter Everts
8 years ago

Wow, got through several paragraphs until I realize I was reading the fevered idiocy of an asshole.

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  Peter Everts
8 years ago

I did my job then Peter. Appreciate the read and the comment.

Reply to  Peter Everts
8 years ago

You know it’s satire right Peter?

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