End U.S. Oil Imports to Save Jobs and the Billionaires That Create Them

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Too many don’t understand sound economics, job creation and national security, yet somehow think cheap oil is good for everyone. The fact is it’s a terrible thing that enslaves us to Muslims who have been plotting this since the 1500’s.

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You see my friends, rampant greed among the poor and middle class that demand cheap gas and handouts is the type of evil, misguided greed that will destroy America. The good greed which must be embraced no matter the hardships imposed on these same moochers that make up the poor and middle class is the unselfish greed exhibited by my friends like Donald Trump and Steve Forbes of the wealthy, job creating class.

The most important thing we must do is end the practice of importing oil when we can drill and frack for all we want right here in America. Sure it may cost a little more. It may force some of the mooching class to turn down the heat but they can always go to the Salvation Army and get a sweater and bowl of nutritious hot soup.  By putting an end to sending Muslims money simply because oil is cheaper sends those that would do us harm the message that we are willing to pay the price, and if it means poor people need to put on another layer of clothing then so be it. Thanks to liberal capitulation and the poor and middle classes demand for cheap stuff, we’ve been forced to bow to the whims of the Saudis and other evil doers. If you love America you must love $4 a gallon gasoline.  And if it’s good for Exxon it’s good for America.

What’s a few earthquakes in Oklahoma or Pennsylvania matter when national pride and security are at stake?  Besides, the “science” behind earthquakes caused by shale oil drilling isn’t any more sound than the “science” behind global warming. Not that I’m a scientist.  And if it helps the shale drilling company billionaires make more billions that is good for America because their billions will trickle down to the moochers eventually.  The science in this (Reaganomics) is proven fact. It only needs a few more decades to work which if you’re an American you should be willing to accept because Reagan was great and an optimist who single handedly destroyed the evil Soviet Union didn’t waste his time with charlatans like Charles Darwin and Bill Nye.

It’s time to cut off the beast’s head and that head is Mideast oil.  Our poor and middle class may suffer but believe me, my billionaire friends will suffer more from having to listen to whiners gripe about high gas prices while billionaires are making more billions. If you’re a Bernie Sanders fan I suggest instead of whining about the wealth gap start praying and tithing to my billionaire preacher friend Joel Osteen and God will intervene and make you happy with you lot in life. That you weren’t born to a wealthy family isn’t a billionaires fault. God chose them to be billionaires and to berate them is blasphemy.

That I own stock in several shale drilling companies has nothing to do with my call for ending oil imports. It’s simply being patriotic.  And keeping investments in tax sheltered accounts is also patriotic. Besides, the profits will trickle down and the moochers will pay taxes on their incomes along with sales taxes and higher gas taxes which are patriotic to by avoiding taxes my billionaire friends and me are really creating revenue for the government which will probably blow it on schemes to help the poor which really hurt them be making them more dependent rather than things which would really help them like more tax cuts for the rich.

It makes me sad that so many are blinded by the rhetoric of Bernie Sanders and lately Hillary Clinton who is also decrying income gap nonsense. Fortunately a large number of the people that agree with them won’t bother voting.  A large part of the people that you would think would agree with them will vote republican anyway because we won’t take their guns, kill babies, promote Black Men impregnating White Women and the willy nilly admission of all the Muslims that want to come here and terrorize and kill Americans.  

The case has now been stated why we republicans give no credit to President Obama for low gasoline prices. We understand their threat and understand how it’s part of a bigger plot by Obama to destroy America and convert everyone to Islam.  Send him a message America. Pay more and be free.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

What’s so funny? This is serious, Milton Friedman inspired economics people.

Bill Formby
8 years ago

lol Joe. You are definitely our response to Steven Colbert. Good post Joe.

8 years ago

LOL! You’ve always got a plan Republican Joe 🙂

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