Fear of Donald Trump Forced Evil Iran To Release Prisoners

The evil Iranians just freed an American journalist and three other people, including a good Christian.  They also released a group of American sailors who drifted into waters claimed by Iran but actually belong to God.  The only nation that has any claim over the waters is the United States because we are a nation of Christians and God is okay with whatever we do unless President Obama decrees it because we are Godly and exceptional.

Of course the Obama Administration and the blowhard Secretary of State John Kerry will take credit for the releases and hail diplomacy and other liberal nonsense. The true fact is the Iranians know that the strong and remarkably healthy Donald Trump will be President before long. Just like the Iranians got scared when the mighty sword of justice and conservatism Ronald Reagan was about to take office and the pansy Iranian released hostages then, fear is forcing them to release hostages now.

Fear is a true motivating factor when dealing with despots like the ones that run Iran. Don’t be fooled by liberal rhetoric. The Iranians are only removing a nuclear reactor now because of fear of the wrath of my good friend Donald Trump. Not any diplomacy or lifting of sanctions which would help their economy. Ayatollahs don’t care about economics.  Any attempt by Obama to take credit for Iranians for abiding by an agreement they don’t feel is binding because they think everyone else is an infidel except Fidel Castro who ironically has “fidel” in his first name, it’s not a sin to lie to them.

The benefits of the Trump presidency are already happening and the capitulation of the Iranians is just the first sign. Soon the Ruskies and Putin will bow down right along with the Chinese.

Diplomacy is a joke. Heavy handed negotiating tactics work. Along with some bribes disguised as political donations. Donald Trump is a world renowned expert. He will not only get the Mexicans to pay for a wall and agree to come and get all the illegals as well as the legals we don’t want hanging around, he will get the European Union and Saudis to pay off our national debt.  

Don’t think the Canadians will be getting off easy either.  We’re tired of them crossing the border to use our superior health care system. Fortunately we have some armed patriots in Oregon occupying a building to not only demand ranchers get easy access to government land, but to protest miners and oil drillers getting easy access to government land, as well as keeping an eye on Canadians that might sneak across the border, come down through Washington and stop in Oregon so they can pay for health care. And don’t forget Ted Cruz was born in Canada and he came here not just for the right to pay more for health care but to run for president against a real American.  Don’t trust him.

To save time and political embarrassment it would be best if the election were canceled and Donald Trump declared president now. With all he’s accomplished so far without being president, imagine what he could do for us when he actually is president.  

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