Obama to nominate ball busting, Muslim Commie Lesbian Secular Humanist to Supreme Court

You should be scared. I have it on good authority that in one of his last attempts to destroy America before cancelling 2016 election and declaring himself dictator of the world, President Obama is nominating a ball busting lesbian man hater to the Supreme Court.

While recently attending a Ted Cruz rally [where I saw the face of God] this revelation came to me as an image of Jesus reflected in a stain on a table cloth.

You all laughed at me when I warned President Obama would send jack booted Black Panthers to our homes to impregnate our white women and confiscate our guns and Bibles while making our children memorize The Koran. Soon your laughter will turn to chants of “Allah Akbar!” as you all are indoctrinated while those of us who value freedom and Jesus will be at Cliven Bundy’s ranch laughing at you.

The most troublesome thing about this development is who the ball busting man hating lesbian humanist commie is:  It’s not Sister Soulja. If you put the pieces together and listen to Jesus speaking through your heart you will know it’s none other than the dangerous Hillary Clinton.  

If you wonder where her missing emails are look to the Arab World where she spent a lot of time planning the Benghazi incident.  You may say Hillary isn’t black but remember her husband was called America’s first black president.  

Her recent embracement of income equality is not a bow to the socialist Bernie Sanders, but a shout out to Karl Marx who thought rich people having all the property was wrong.  We republicans know the wealthy controlling all the wealth is the product of freedom and fairness. It’s called capitalism and it’s God’s economic system.  That’s why us good Christian republicans say God owns everything.

I call on everyone to warn the world of the dangers of President Obama’s attempt to rule in perpetuity. The naysayers who would refute the facts I’ve presented are the same naysayers who embrace lies like climate change and that Justice Scalia died of natural causes when everyone of good sense knows he was most likely murdered by the same people that murdered Steven Foster.  In fact, don’t bother to read or ask the liberals anything because they’ll just deny liberals killed the good Justice and gave Reagan Alzheimers which killed him and took a great American from America.

Right now loose women are being punished with the Zika virus. Thousands of people in Syria are being bombed and dying. These things aren’t accidents. They’re the acts of  a loving God who is warning America to go back to a time when He was in charge and acted through his republican prophets.

The warning is don’t let President Obama pack the Supreme Court and become dictator or our women and children will suffer while the rich white men have to suffer as they witness their pain and only solace is lower taxes and less regulation.   

We must continue to fight through obstruction and scaring bigots and religious zealots into voting republican because we love Jesus and guns while keeping a healthy distrust of Blacks and Mexicans. Together us real Americans can keep Obama from seizing power and strengthening unions which may help middle class people make more money and have more security, but will also destroy America. After all they will just waste it and get lazy from making too much money, yet another reason to eliminate Social Security.  But that’s another post.  To paraphrase the Most Interesting Man in the World: “Stay paranoid and stupid my friends. Vote republican.”

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