Right Wingers Outraged at Obama’s Lack of Infidelity
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Being a right wing blogger of some renown I am privy to all sorts of inside information. My cohorts that spend time on blogs like Breitbart or Redstate keep me informed as to the latest talking points from the RNC and Heritage Foundation so that I may disseminate them at this bastion of atheist thuggery.
The latest outrage is, despite being a black guy, President Obama has never cheated on his wife. I am equally outraged. It’s not fair that we loyal patriots who comment anonymously on message boards throughout the web of how evil President Obama is can’t honestly berate him for being a horndog. Not that we care about honesty when a good lie that serves America is fine with Jesus.
We’ve tried photoshopping pictures of Michelle Obama to make her look ugly and in bigoted ways that would surely make another man cheat on his wife but that damn Obama just refuses to act the way we think black men act.
It’s bad enough a bunch of Muslim countries have been targeted with attacks under President Obama and a bunch of Muslims have been killed on his orders, and that a bunch of black guys from Somalia that were pirates were killed under Obama’s orders as well. You see, if word got out about all this defending of American interests our whole image of Obama and black guys in general would be in danger of collapsing.
When Bush ordered invasions and killing it was good. When America’s first “black” president, Bill Clinton ordered missiles to kill Bin laden we righties were outraged. At least Clinton had the decency to commit infidelities so we could attack him and his immoral liberal ways. But not Obama! It’s damn dirty politics on his part.
What’s even more outrageous is that I, a well read for a righty righty, can’t think of any Obama administration officials that have been indicted. Although Hillary did give us Benghazi which is great fodder even though despite millions spent on investigations by republican led Congressional investigation squads, still hasn’t been indicted for anything. The lack of indictments is cause for suspicion. Other than Jesus and Ronald Reagan, nobody can be that good even though Reagan did have a few people indicted.
As a service to America we right wing bloggers and writers will continue to monitor the behavior of the president and report any chicanery we see or suspect even if we have to make stuff up. It’s good for America and will help return our Nation to the principles of our Founding Fathers: fidelity and honor, and by exercising fidelity and honor President Obama is dishonoring them. For shame.
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I appreciate your thoughts Jess. Just as Jesus hung around loose immoral women from time to time, I hang around you. Glad I could have a positive influence.
Of course God forgives you Jess. Unfortunately His forgiveness is an ongoing process with you. You constantly sin by insulting the pious Me. I suppose my purity and strong faith can be intimidating.
LOL! You’re good Joe. You’re good 🙂
I’m outraged that Rachel would remind us of Newt’s Infidelity. Sleazy politics indeed. It’s different when we republicans do it though.
‘specially when you GoOpers get caught snorting meth off some guys butt, like Swaggart or whoever. All you need know Joe is, God forgave me because I asked him to so leave me alone when you are questioned about that.
We dont know what Obummer does behind those big doors.
Come off it man. As diligently that the RNC snoops for negative information of POTUS and they have not been able to come up wit a scintilla of dirt on Obama. Let’s face it, in this area, you are a failure.
Yes they are Bill. Complete failures 🙂
Good one Joe. Too bad Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump can’t claim Obama’s integrity.
Very true Rachael, and Joe, this is a good one man.