The Michigan State Senate and Their Cunning Linguistics
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by(O)CT(O)PUS
In case you haven’t heard, the Michigan state senate has just passed a bill making sodomy a felony punishable by 15 years in prison.
“[Michigan] is among those that make oral and anal sex crimes illegal regardless of whether they’re same-sex or different-sex. Michigan is also one of several states with a sodomy ban that’s intertwined with a prohibition on bestiality – effectively equating the two. The law makes it a felony for anyone to commit “the abominable and detestable crime against nature with mankind or with any animal.”
Since we have turned the focus of attention away from the water crisis in Flint, Michigan, here is a special diversion for you … unabridged and uncensored insect pornography. This pair of lurid lubbers making love is a sublime example of beastiality at its best.
Dirty pictures versus dirty water is the latest iteration of an old GOP tactic: Change the subject to turn the focus of attention. Waste time on utterly stupid stuff to distract from the REALLY BIG ISSUE. Like criminalizing insect pornography so we don’t have to think about POISONED CHILDREN IN A DYING CITY. Nothing like a water crisis to sneak a peek into your bedroom and do something kinky with handcuffs!
Here is a rhetorical question for you: which of the two is more obscene?
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Let’s go to Michigan and hold a buttsex and blowjob bingo bonanza just to annoy the Michigan legislature.
Oh, and by the way, it’s “bestiality”, not “beastiality” – a common misspelling.
You are so right. I will fix that right away. Thanks man.
Shameful! A return to the bad old days.
I have to tell you this just infuriates me. It’s little more than a ploy to take all eyes of Flint, where the REAL news is. That, and the Devil Dodgers whose influence appears to be growing in Michigan. Sad.
See now, this is where a protest comes in. All kinds of kink, right in front of the guv’s mansion, to see how in the fuck are you going to enforce this. They’re ok with poisoning a whole city full of poor people but ixnay on the blow jobs or muff diving. Just so wrong on so many levels. Don’t get all judgy on me using the slang terms, like you guys weren’t thinking it, I just was the one to not be askeered to say it. The rest of you that may have your delicate sensibilities offended because someone with lady bits said the unladylike things, there are plenty of sites you can buy pearls for clutching and fainting couches.
Yep nothing like being locked up for 15 years to eliminate sodomy from Michigan. But of course the Biblical definition of Sodomy seems to have only to do with being rich, lazy and not giving to the poor. If Ezekiel were here today, he’d certainly call those Michigoony Republicans Sodomites, each and every one.
But Shunga – munga batman, it it does put the HO! in Hokusai!
Is anyone interested in comparing the myth of Princess Tamatori the pearl diver to the Mesopotamian legends of Bel and the dragon, Gilgamesh and the sea monster or Yaweh and the Leviathan? I thought not.
Hah! they are both absolutely disgusting and I couldn’t take my eyes off them. More please. There should be a rule against this kind of stuff…where can I find more? Maybe passing a law in Michigan will save me…..you sure you don’t have more to look at?