Georgia Republicans Vote to Affirm Our Right to Discriminate

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I meant to post on this stuff last week when my fellow republicans in the Missouri State Senate also voted to affirm our right to discriminate against gays, just like Georgia just did, but I was too busy celebrating this patriotic defense of our freedoms.

It’s always a good thing when people we republicans don’t like can be discriminated against legally. In fact the Founding Fathers were pretty clear on whom was created equal. Certainly not Gays and anyone in sympathy with their sinful lifestyle.  They knew it would be a violation of the rights of real Christian Americans to have to bake cakes for Gay people. Jesus may have washed the feet of a few sinners and forgiven tax collectors but I’ll be damned if he ever baked cookies for any of them.  To force good Christian Americans to treat those they don’t like the same as those they do is un-American and a severe violation of our rights.

History has shown that bussing and civil rights legislation don’t work.  There is still discrimination and racism but the damn civil rights laws make our right to hate people different than us Americans illegal which is a government overreach that we good republican Americans detest.  Having to do business with Gays is offensive to real, patriotic God fearing Americans although we do appreciate their sense of style and it’s okay if we use them as interior decorators as nobody has a better idea of where to put a sofa and picking the color of drapes that Gay guys.  But that’s different because they’re in their place.  We republicans understand the order of things as part of God’s plan.

Everyone has their place. Just as the bigots, religious zealots and all around kooks that make up the voting base of my republican party understand they aren’t allowed in our country clubs and gated communities, Gays need to understand they should stay out of our world as well, unless invited of course.  As who would have been a great republican, Marie Antoinette kind of once said; “let them bake their own cakes.”

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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Neil Bamforth
8 years ago

There is a sort of genius in your writing old bean, as even a dopey English bloke like me can see the truth when I read what you write.

This may, or may not, be a good thing of course….;-)

Joe Hagstrom
Reply to  Neil Bamforth
8 years ago

I’ve always felt there was a competition between us here Neil. I gave up the everyman posts here simply because you do them better. But some of my posts at the old Truth101 blog about the adventures of me and my friend John were pretty good I thought.

8 years ago

My constant source of entertainment: Joe the Republican. You never cease to amaze me with your talent, and I don’t mean that in a sarcastic, or snarky way. You have a unique ability to speak your truth along the path while knowing the lie along the journey. Your talent is growing, and I know this, because I have followed you. I hope our friend Mike is giving you your just rewards.

Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

I could understand devoting six weeks of your life to helping bats be rid if burdensome government regulations and high taxes. Other than that wtf?

Glad I could make a positive difference in your life Jess. it’s like the guy I think in South Pacific who saved the tramp. I won’t kill myself if you don’t sleep with me though.

jess
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

Never seen South Pacific so I don’t know if your tramp is a he or she. I’m glad you won’t kill yourself, I’m not worthy of your dying 🙂

jess
8 years ago

I am so excited I have to go all off topic with you today first. I just got word, I was approved to do a 6 week long volunteership during my summer off, at the bat sanctuary up in the foothills of the Sacramento region. So excited about being around bats I cannot begin to tell you guys how much. Got my pre exposure rabies vaccines all done, so I won’t hurt them and they won’t hurt me.
Ok so now to your essay of goodness and light. I think they need to just say who they will not discriminate against, This would make for less and easier work for the good loving people doing these things among us and then they can get to more important things, like reducing taxes on those of us who can afford it and lessen regulations for big business and on and on. See Joe, your goodness and light are rubbing off on your trampy friend Jess. Next I’ll be humping buybulls somewhere, telling friends and enemies alike how much your counsel has changed me. They will all flock to you.

Neil Bamforth
Reply to  jess
8 years ago

I am insanely jealous!!!!

jess
Reply to  Neil Bamforth
8 years ago

Norm, I cannot tell you how stoked about this I am, I am truly like a pig in shit telling anyone who will listen to me about it. My friends are just giving me massive side eye and rolling eyes, because “we all know J, all of us, that you have wanted to go back doing this again because you keep telling us” For the last few years I wasn’t able to do it because my immune system was still a little iffy after my Non Hodgkin’s treatment. Had to go see my oncologist, to make sure my system could take it if I came down with something, so that was a whole two months of testing, then the pre exposure stuff took another month because I couldn’t do that while I was having the other tests done. So in case I never made it clear enough for old and new readers, I AM STOKED about this 😉

Neil Bamforth
Reply to  jess
8 years ago

hate you….love you….hate you….love you…et al 🙂

Have the time of your life!!!!

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