Hillary Clinton Will Choose a Republican As Her Running Mate

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For all intents and purposes the primaries are over. It will be Clinton versus Trump this November.  And being the pragmatic politician she is, Hillary will do whatever she can not to screw this opportunity up.

A dark period in my party’s history was when Hillary left her job as Secretary of State. The reason it was dark is that a bunch of republicans praised her for being such a good one.  Fortunately Benghazi came along and even though it was we republicans that nixed funding for embassies we managed to blame Hillary for everything. Ironically we spent millions investigating the incident that could have gone to embassy security. But that’s just good republican government.

Even though Hillary is hated by the right at this time there are things we like about her. At least us establishment types who believe if it helps billionaires make more billions and makes poor and middle class people poorer it’s good for America.  One of these things is Hillary is a defense hawk. That’s good for defense contractors.  So we can live with her and she is a good sport.

Her husband cut welfare during his presidency. He declared the era of big government over. We republicans like that.

Hillary understands her appeal to the big chiefs of the republican party. She also has no qualms about dealing with us.  And as I said earlier, Hillary doesn’t want to screw this up. And the best way for her to seal it up is to pick a republican as her running mate.  Most likely one chosen for her by my friends the Koch Brothers and the RNC.

The public as a whole are easily fooled. Look at how Trump has fooled them. Look at how we republicans have fooled millions of them into electing us despite the fact our policies are totally opposite of anything that would make the middle class economically stronger and more secure.  By picking a republican running mate Hillary makes the easily fooled think she is trying to be bipartisan.  They will forget her ties to Wall Street. The republican machine will support her by staying quiet.  And my good friends at Fox News will be in on the cabal and refuse my good friend Donald all the free media he gets from them now. 

You will note the rise of Donald Trump coinciding with my coming out in support of him here at MMA. A crime for which the atheist liberal horde and MadMike may never forgive me.  I’ve brought Donald this far. If Hillary selects a republican running mate, which I think she will, not even I can help Donald anymore.  But it will piss off the crew at MSNBC and that’s a plus.  

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

There;s a seriousness to my prose that some people refuse to understand. They didn’t get Oscar Wilde either.

Peter Everts
8 years ago

Joe, You keep verifying the success of your right wing lobotomy.

Reply to  Peter Everts
8 years ago

LOL! Yes he does Peter, but ya gotta love it 🙂

Peter Everts
Reply to  Professor Mike
8 years ago

MJS – a lot of people loved Hitler. Just sayin’.

Reply to  Peter Everts
8 years ago

LOL. You know that Joe’s work is satire right Peter? 🙂

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