Trump’s Flip-Flopping Shows He’s Losing His Balls On Abortion and Other Crimes
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Being the leading online supporter of The Donald since he announced his candidacy I was at first elated when he said women who get abortions should be punished. It’s been a fact since Eve tricked poor Adam into eating the forbidden fruit that women are at the core, quite treacherous. That they engage in naughty sexual relations leading to pregnancy through their treachery is totally their own fault. The man is not to blame for succumbing to God given biological urges. It’s part of God’s plan. The female orgasm is a myth and in reality didn’t exist even in fantasy until created by Gloria Steinem.
My elation quickly turned to dismay when my friend Donald’s handlers said Donald really didn’t mean exactly what he said. This is even more disheartening since my hope, and the hopes of other good republican Americans was that Trump would not only demand trollops that get abortions be punished to the max, but that all criminals be punished to the max. This means expansion of the death penalty.
For too many generations republicans have pussyfooted around real punishment. Every day one of my fold demands more and stiffer penalties for crime which of course pass because even Democrats don’t dare vote against tougher laws and penalties except maybe Bernie Sanders. Hell, 95% of the sissy Democrats in Congress voted for the Iraq invasion even though in their hearts they knew it was being sold to them by career liars whose agenda was mostly to make defense and oil companies lots of money. There is no crime in that since my republican party stands for that even though it’s not in our party’s written platform.
My friends, the time is now for my good friend Donald and America take a stand for fetuses and law and order in one fell swoop. Outlaw all abortions and institute the death penalty for all crimes other than white collar ones of course. In coordination with eliminating the IRS white collar crime should virtually disappear anyway.
The savings to our Nation would be huge. A bullet cost virtually nothing compared to the costs of incarceration for years. A noose costs even less because it can be used repeatedly. This would make the tree huggers happy. We republicans are glad to see opposing points of view and incorporate their ideas into ours.
The nuclear deterrent and memory of Ronald Reagan has kept us safe for generations. The deterrent of the death penalty will make us even safer. The rate of criminal recidivism would drop to zero. And trollops would think twice before using their wiles to trick an innocent fellow from getting them pregnant knowing abortion is no longer available to them as a birth control measure or they will be shot or hung. All this will fulfill George H.W. Bush’s vision of a kinder, gentler nation. And in the end, isn’t that what we all, bleeding heart liberals especially? Kindness and gentleness? The way to get there is killing criminals and outlawing abortion. Hopefully my good friend Donald Trump comes to his senses and embraces this before Ted Cruz; not that President Cruz would be a bad thing.
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The only reason that The Donald is in this race is because his good friend Bill Clinton asked him to get into the race to assure that Hillary would win…but Uncle Bernie has a plan in store to make the Clinton’s sorry they ever started this game.
Ha! Ha!! Ha!!! And, the moon landing was really filmed in a backlot at Universal Studios, and LBJ and the CIA really assassinated Kennedy. What absolute nonsense, but hey, thanks for stopping by 🙂
If Jesus could hang out with the tramp Mary Magdeline I can hang with a tramp like you Ms.Jess.
Oh don’t you feel all special there mister. I talk dirty to a lot of people not just you. Sorry, not sorry did I burst your good image of me 😉
I’m with Bill. I wonder about you guys sometimes 🙂
It’s like you two are new here or something and have just come to the realization your among some sick bastards 🙂 Except Joe, he can’t be because he’s a card carrying republican so they can do what they want.
I’m glad you two have seen the light. Donald and I are also glad that puppies are being kicked. Jess only talks dirty to me so the only thing that makes our hero Dick Cheney smile anymore is kicked puppies
I don’t care if you guy ARE kidding you are some f***ked up sick puppies.
LOL! Yes. We are Bill, but hey we’re honest and straightforward about it. Not like we’re flip-flopping 🙂
don’t go looking all innocent over there Bill, you’re just as bad as the rest of us, we just got here and wrote it down first. It’s ok to admit that, yer among friends here 😉
LOL…Dick “Puppy Kicker” Cheney. Evil creature but we do love him after all 🙂
Damn libruls ambushing a good man like tRump, don’t they know he isn’t a politician and has the brain and of a third grader and can only think entry level questions. bastards, this is why I am voting for him in November. I am just a woman and don’t know what my body needs, I need some big man telling me what to do. Also too you betcha, I am pretty damn sure women that are using their mind to get reproductive care to rid themselves of a parasite are already being punished, it’s all about controlling the pussy you guys. They hate women that embrace their sexuality and want it stopped.
Ha! Joe is that you?
You heathen, taker of Joe’s name in vain. He is rubbing off on me, with his manly mcmanerton macho amn GoOper ways, it just washes over me like a soft rainfall of tingle up my legs and I can’t help myself but be carried away by it all. Face it you’re just jelly you can’t see this for what it is ya damn commie pinko librul. I’ll bet you kick puppies too don’t ya 😉
How darest thou call me a librul? I’m a card carrying independent who plans on voting for The Donald, right along with my Republican friend Joe, who has shown me the error of my earlier librul loving ways through the brilliance of his pen, which, I might add, is bigger than his sword because of his little hands, or at least so I hear through the Trumpeteers.
I see you aren’t denying the kicking of puppies you animal abuser 😉
I have to deny the puppies. Old ladies, well, yes, but puppies no. I love puppies and all things on four legs. By the way so does The Donald as I understand it 🙂
This guy is “The Biggest Loser.” Completely clueless and bluffing his way through America. Yeah. That, and good job Joe, you republican diehard you 🙂