Why Good Republicans Hate Donald Trump

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While it saddened me that Mitt Romney just berated my good friend Donald Trump, it really didn’t come as a surprise. Mitt Romney is a “good” republican and by “good” I mean rich.  

In an effort to give some credit to the millions of people that vote republican for whatever their reasons, pro-life or pro-gun or anti-tax we know they do hate the things our republican propaganda machine has convinced them Democrats love.  I figure even these people must in their hearts know they are nothing but dupes to us good republicans to be manipulated and infest message boards with the crap we’ve taught them on Fox News and other right wing outlets. 

These people are paying us back for our usury.  The fact is Donald Trump is better at telling them the stuff they want to hear even though everyone knows we good republicans and Trump mean hardly any of it.

I could go on with gags about Donald saying he would be the best thing that ever happened to women. Look at his hot wives. Donald surely must have thoroughly satisfied them. That’s good for women. The ones he satisfies anyway.

I could go on about Donald saying he would be the best thing that ever happened to Hispanics. Giving 11 million of them a free bus ride home is great for them.  Even Democrats would agree a free ride is good.

I could go on about Donald saying he would be the best thing that ever happened to Black People. He gave many such as Amarosa and Dennis Rodman opportunities on Celebrity Apprentice.

But all kidding aside, what the bad republicans want, despite all the crap about socialism we good republicans have pounded into them for generations, is a secure job with benefits, something good on television, and to do as we please for the most part without disturbing our neighborhood’s tranquility.  That’s why the bad republicans are going for Trump.  In a word that good republicans hate as it may cut into their profits: protectionism.

Trump says he’ll put a stop to businesses moving offshore and taking jobs with them.  Good republicans really don’t give a damn about anyone but other good republicans. If Carrier or Ford want to move plants to Mexico where the wages are lower by a third or more and not have to pay Social Security taxes or workmans comp insurance they can and will. Screw you and a good percentage of you will vote for politicians that support these policies  because we won’t take your guns and kill fetuses.  Mitt Romney was an incredibly stupid person good republicans picked to disparage Mr. Trump on protectionist policies as Mitt ran a business that shut down factories and moved jobs overseas.  Quite frankly, I agree with my friend Donald. Screw Mitt.

Here’s another sad fact Working Americans that are bad republicans need to face; the only organizations that have ever worked to improve wages and working conditions are the unions. But being “good” which is really bad, republicans, millions of working Americans hate unions thanks to our republican propaganda. So now less than 10% of the workforce is unionized. Yet we good republicans have enough bad republicans convinced that they are socialist organizations bent on destroying America.  With Trump though, we may have lost most of the union protection afforded working Americans, but Trump will protect us and our jobs now. He said so. And the plus is it’s cheaper to vote for Trump than pay union dues.  Trump will save us money.

Trump has demonstrated that bankruptcy can actually help one be successful. Some label him an opportunist for using bankruptcy and eminent domain law for his purposes and profits.  We all agree this is the land of opportunity. We all like profits.  These are good things and Trump is their champion. If an old lady is kicked out of her house in the name of opportunity and profit that’s the American way. It’s progress. That’s what Donald Trump stands for. And if you stand against him he’ll call you disgusting, dishonest, degenerate, despicable and a loser. Just the things we’d call anyone who gets in the way of our profit and opportunity.

The great irony is that “good” republicans think Trump is a “bad” republican even though Trump says and has done the things that by all accounts make him a good republican. But the real “good” republicans hate him anyway. Much of it because Trump doesn’t need their money and has no need to grovel at the feet of the Koch Brothers and other “good” republicans.  At least the Kochs had the good sense to stop spending their millions trying to defeat Trump in the primaries. They’ll wait till Hillary is elected then go back to work on her. It won’t matter. The damage has been done to the republican party. Hillary will be appointing at least two Supreme Court Justices in her first term and most likely will have a Democrat majority in the Senate. The Kochs will need another tax cut to make up for all the money they spent as the “good” republican party is destroyed.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

The frank truth is Mitt Romney was probably as capable a candidate as we’ve seen run since the first Bush. But he had to spout so much right wing lunacy during the primaries there was no way he could backtrack. Trump sadly is the best we have to offer thanks to our far out nuttiness. How anyone of reason can votefor a republican anymore is befuddling and bemusing.

Bill Formby
Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

Not really Joe. There are no more, except for you maybe, good Republicans. All that is left is the bad and the ugly.

Reply to  Bill Formby
8 years ago

..and not the “Good” bad and the ugly.

Reply to  Joe Hagstrom
8 years ago

I’d go Trump before I’d go Cruz. That guy is a psychopath with Jesus on his side. The worst kind indeed.

Reply to  Professor Mike
8 years ago

I’m with you on that one Mike. That fucking Cruz is nuttier than Joe. LOL!

8 years ago

Hey Joe! Who is worse? Romney or Trump? Would you rather Romney get in the race? Just askin’ 🙂

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