How Donald Trump Is Making the Republican Party His Bitch

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trump0987654All this silly talk of the republican party being split is dishonest silliness.  The people spreading this nonsense are ignorant, deluded fools, or actual republicans. The definition of republican is what is confusing to so many.

What the true republicans want you to believe is that if you’re pro-gun, pro-life, pro-America and Jesus, anti-union and anything else branded as deviant, then you’re a republican.  There are millions of people that fit this description who think they are republicans.  The truth is these people are sheep, duped by spinmeisters paid by real republicans to use propaganda to keep the deluded fools that think America is being destroyed by dangers that don’t exist other than in the imagination, into voting for people who represent the interests of real republicans whose interests are totally opposite of the interests of the millions that are duped into voting for obedient shills for the Koch Brothers and other mega wealthy people.

The real republican party is not split. The wealthy donors and power brokers are all together. What is happening is their dupes, people that aren’t real republicans as the party is and has been for over 100 years the arm of the wealthy in politics.  Joe Sixpack is not a republican even though he may vote republican.  The infamous Joe the Plumber who said he needn’t bother becoming a real plumber because the government would take all his money isn’t a republican. He’s a dupe. I guess he never noticed million dollar homes and fancy cars owned by real republicans and had the sense to ask where they got the money for this stuff if the government supposedly took all their money. (Thank you Ronald Reagan)

Here’s the facts: Donald Trump has wrested away the dupes that make up at least 80% of the voting base of the republican party.  Real republicans dislike and charge thousands of dollars a plate at their fundraisers to keep them away.  The real dupes are the low level republican party workers that hold chili fundraisers for $5.  They think they did something special but still will never get an invite to the Congressman’s house because they aren’t republicans to real republicans. They are the hired help. Change the baby’s diaper, scrub the toilet and obey.  But most of all, keep away from the privileged that are the real republican party and despite what some self described pundit may say, the real republican party is not split. It’s just made up of the very few people that can afford it.  The less affluent who thought they were republicans are no less deluded or enlightened. Trump just did a better job scaring them with tales of Mexican rapists and other things.  And to paraphrase The Emperor from Return of the Jedi, (Sorry Dick Cheney. The emperor is now Donald Trump) the dupes belong to him.

My good friend Donald doesn’t need the republican party.  But one has to love the irony that the party of the one percenters is now 80% owned by one man; Donald Trump. The next President of the United States of America.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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jess
7 years ago

On paper I should be a republican, except for holding a vagina and having the brown skin of an other and he could be my bitch too but I cannot bring myself to support a misogynistic, intolerant bigoted asshole. Well, unless the menz in my life tell me to, since I am a woman with no mind of my own to think these things through properly. I need the menz in my life to tell me what I am supposed to do with these dirty liberal thoughts.

Admin
7 years ago

He’s sure doing that Joe, and those bitches are lovin’ it 🙂

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