Vice President Condoleeza Rice will help Trump make America great again
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As Donald and I have pointed out, we don’t need a “unified” republican party to win the election. We already have the kooks, bigots and religious zealots behind us while Hillary doesn’t have the kooks in her party behind her. Hillary also struggles with working white men that identify with us republicans as we share their distrust of minorities and anything weird.
However, victory is not enough for Don and me. The only result we want is a complete landslide. It is with this in mind that to get that, and to keep our billionaires from funding a Mitt Romney third party run, we’re seriously considering former Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice for the number 2 spot on the ticket.
Condi brings so much the ticket. Her astounding success as Bush’s national security advisor in which we achieved a level of safety and freedom unmatched in the annals of our great Nation (911 was Jimmy Carter, Hillary’s and Obama’s fault) brought our Nation a sense of pride and patriotism not seen since Reagan’s presidency.
Condi’s reign as Secretary of State brought our Nation new respect throughout the world. Under her foreign policy direction Putin was thoroughly cowed and even took a demotion from his chief of everything job in Russia. The Saudis behaved and didn’t do terrible things like increase oil production which made gas cheaper and spoiled the takers Mitt Romney so eloquently warned us about. Her bold leadership was bold and leaderly. Plus she plays piano well.
The most important thing though is Condi is a woman and she’s a minority. The minorities and liberals like to spout the nonsense that my good friend Don is a misogynist and bigot. They turn a blind eye to the fact that Donald married three different people, all of them women. And just as important, all foreign women. This proves Donald is no bigot. He is the epitome of inclusion.
Condi on the ticket also energizes the young males of our Nation. We know video games are important to them and Condi is a rather comely lady and would look incredible in one of the skimp warrior queen outfits we see on the warrior queens and such in all the video games. That’s important to young males and Donald understands and wants to see that their concerns are addressed.
One silly thing the left may bring up is Condi’s use of a private email server while Secretary of State. This is totally different from what Hillary did since republicans understand the private sector does everything better so it’s okay when a republican does it. Case closed.
Some may think Donald doesn’t want a powerful and intelligent woman sharing the stage with him. Nothing could be further from the truth. Donald loves strong women. Especially if they’re feisty and don’t talk to reporters. Condi never seemed to have much to say.
With this announcement the Koch Brothers and the rest of our billionaires will be all in for Donald Trump. Defense contractors and my good friends at Halliburton will also be on board. It appears my friends at Halliburton may be on to this already as it’s stock price is going up and there’s lots of insider buying. A Trump/Rice ticket is good for business and great for America.
It’s time to make America great again. Who better than help that happen than one of the key figures from the great George W. Bush presidency. The next Vice President of the United States of America: Condoleeza Rice.
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And her last name would attract the Asian vote……
Took me a moment. Now I get it. Being a republican I can laugh.
Republicans can’t laugh ya know. Everyone knows that.
No, no and no some more in case I wasn’t clear. I even stopped donating to my beloved Stanford groups as an alumni because she teaches there. Not penny one till they get rid of her from me.
I didn’t know she taught at Stanford. Major school.
AYUP, she’s a Hoover fellow also. teaching global business. Guess with her shopping for shoes when 9-11 happened it qualifies her. Fuckin idiot.
LOL! I’m doubt she’s an “idiot” in the classic sense, but I know what you mean.
Deludedness is not affected by one’s IQ.
It’s not? Hm. I think you’ve a point.
Condi does seem to look angry all the time Midge. It’s a republican woman rule. If you have an office look angry. If you’re the wife of an office holder look fawning.
Ha! Good one and true?
Very true. I had another republican woman rule about always looking sexually unsatisfied but I’m still smarting over your editors shitcanning my Cosmopolitan expose. My raunch is tastefully done. MMA just never learned to appreciate it.
Well true. We just aren’t very appreciative over here 🙂 Work is our motto.
Hey, we need our raunch. How else do we get our freak flags flying Mike?
Good point Jess! Freak Flags!!!
That awful face. Joe! Really?
As the Brits say: Bloody good one old bean.
Yep Joe. That’s what we need. Good ole Condi on the political stage again 🙂 Good one man.