Why Women Should Be Banned From Public Restrooms
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As has been proven by scientists employed by our honest energy industry, global warming is a hoax perpetrated by liberals to destroy America. What is also not being reported by the left wing media is that the loose morals of women are what really lure weirdos into wanting to enter women’s restrooms.
From the time God created Earth women have been the root cause of temptation and sin. And their code of conduct keeps women silent on the real goings on in the bathroom. Perverts, transvestites and other weirdos of equally loose morals and self restraint are lured to enter public women’s restrooms in deviant hopes they will experience the sick perversions that occur there.
Temptation is the cradle of sin. We all know that sales at department stores are an aphrodisiac for women. This is just the beginnings of their descent into evil behaviors that happen in public restrooms. In essence, women are to blame for the weirdo behavior and thus a Godly society with males in charge must act to protect them and the weirdos from abomination. Closing public women’s restrooms is the only way to achieve this and it will begin our Nations path back to God and our Christian roots.
Eliminating temptation is the best way to stop evil stuff. Although I wouldn’t call for women wearing burqas as women are sneaky as The Bible tells us. Wearing a burqa only helps the women wearing them hide what they’re up to. Passing morality laws to keep women from wearing suggestive clothing and tempting unsuspecting, otherwise good Christian men into falling into their trap of vice and control would also be part of this plan which is approved by reverends and other Godly sorts. If teaching abstinence were actually taught and embraced by the liberals that run our schools all this LBTG perversion would have been stopped years ago. But of course they’d rather protect the rights of weirdos to act weird as the weirdos that vote vote for Democrats. The worst example of playing politics. Fortunately we republicans have the religious folk voting for our candidates but passing laws making performing abortions a felony and other good moral laws have nothing to do with our pandering to the religious to get their votes. It’s doing God’s work and His flock appreciates that with votes and preachers telling their congregations to vote for Ted Cruz or Donald Trump.
Our Forefathers fought the Revolution so we could be free. Being free from sin and temptation are but two of the things they risked their lives for. By closing women’s public restrooms we end a root cause of perversion and sin. There is no loss of freedom since women could simply stay home where they belong and relieve their bladders there. The weirdos who want to partake in the forbidden acts that go on in women’s public restrooms will have no outlet for their perversions and will take off their dresses and rejoin society as productive, appropriately dressed members. And I just saw where a successful penis transplant happened so the weirdos that took things to the extreme have hope for salvation as well.
God bless America and all those who wish to return to a time when morality mattered. I urge Congress and President Obama to close women’s public restrooms now. Before it’s too late to save America.
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Burkas I say – we should bring Burkas to the US.
Damn Joe. I was just having this conversation with friends this morning srsly, we were all pissed off about it. We went out for breakfast and I had this guy ogling me for 10 minutes when I finally gave up and asked him wtf dude, did you need my picture to carry around with you. Apparently the shirt I had on was not appropriate for the eyes of men and children in the vicinity according to him and his wife. It was a wrap top that showed my abs with shorts(covered my butt not booty shorts) and I asked the fucker, so what dude, you want me to go around in some kind of long necked low hemmed outfit. Guy with a straight face and his wife next to him, said it would be my best choice in case men got the wrong idea about what kind of woman I was. I went off into feminist mode telling both of them and those around, that if my way of dressing was upsetting to any guy and they got the wrong idea, this was not my fault they need to look at their own issues. I am not kidding when I say the hipsters and the older than me people there gave me thumbs up and right on you go girls all over the place. Oh and this is in the liberal bastion of San Jose..
It’s important you understand that not all members of my sex act with the same restraint and wholesomeness that I, and republican men in general do Ms. Jess. The ogler was obviously a man of low character and a Democrat. That he was tempted by your revealing and totally inappropriate attire is understandable and for the most part it’s your fault. Sadly liberalism and deluded women in skimpy clothing have been the ruin of so many. I can assure you though that even if you stood before me completely naked I would still be the same rational, Christian fellow had you be sensibly attired. True arousal is found in the words of The Bible. Women should seek succor through the Holy Spirit. Not the mythological female orgasm.
A good one indeed Joe and may just happen if your pal Trump is elected.
You Yanks are a puzzle. I know this is satire and bloody good at that, but you might be closer than you think to your scenario with some of the nuts you’ve got over there.
Now, we have our problems of course, not the least of which is Donald Trump, but British politics isn’t quite a dance among the daisies. You’ve got your wild liberals and crazy conservatives just like we do 🙂
a bigger problem than the nuts we have are the millions of apathetic, and those that gave up hope in our system that do nothing while this nut bags take over.