Why I think Donald Trump is a Muslim
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That President Obama is a Muslim is without question. All his mannerisms are the opposite of what Muslims do so that is proof positive of his Muslimism.
He allows his wife and daughters to run around not wearing hijabs and their skin covered.
The President smokes and drinks alcohol which Muslims are forbidden to do. If that isn’t enough to satisfy even the most ardent Liberal and demander of facts that President Obama is a Muslim then look at his face. Married Muslims usually have beards. Obama is clean shaven. More proof at his Muslimism is the huge number of fellow Muslims that have been killed during his presidency. He orders drones strikes every day that kill his fellow Muslims. Dozens a week.
All this work the President has done to convince us he isn’t a Muslim hasn’t fooled me and the wise contributors on Fox News. If anything all this has further convinced us that Obama is an undercover Muslim hell bent on destroying America.
What really has good republicans like me worried though is the things our nominee Donald Trump does that indicate he may well be a Muslim also.
The way he dresses. Notice how long his suits and ties hang down. Just like a tunic a Muslim would wear. This isn’t all though.
One can say Trump isn’t a Muslim because he has divorces but this also means he has three wives, just like a Muslim sheik has several wives in his harem. It’s also true Trump’s wives and daughters walk around with their arms bared.
It’s well known the most important Muslims are fabulously wealthy, just like Donald Trump. Most importantly though, Trump hasn’t ordered the killing of thousands of Muslims like President Obama. This shows Trump isn’t as good as hiding his Muslimism as President Obama. But nonetheless this is all proof positive that Trump is indeed a Muslim.
As republicans most of us can live with Trump’s Muslimism because it’s still better than America under Hillary where all women will be required to undergo lesbian conversion therapy and our guns confiscated and men castrated other than Gay dudes whom Hillary and the feminist cabal don’t fear and loath because they make good daytime living show hosts and can pick out drapes and table top arrangements real good.
That being said, millions of bigots, religious zealots and homophobes, including me, are at peace with Trump being a liar and Muslim since we accept as true anything any hater or political hack can make up about Hillary as true since our ignorance and hate have been dutifully pandered to. In fact we don;t consider Trump so much a liar as just a straight talker. Allah akbar Mr. Trump. Under your great leadership may you succeed where Obama has failed and make us one Nation under Allah. Which we rank and file republicans will go along with cause Imam Trump won;t take our guns. We should probably keep an eye on our womenfolk though. Trump’s due for a new wife.
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I don’t think Trump is a closet Muslim. I think he’s a closet bisexual who dabbles in incest. He’s Putin’s buttboy and bangs his daughter on the side. Melania is just a beard!
What’s all this talk about Donald Trump being muslin?
Muslin is a very nice cotton fabric of a fine weave, that, in fact, takes its name from Mosul, Iraq, where it was first woven!
There’s no shame in being compared to a piece of cloth, only in having the IQ of said cloth. So maybe you mean Trump has the IQ of muslin? You may not know this, but muslin has a higher IQ than gabardine, but I’m not absolutely sure, since I haven’t spoken to a piece of gabardine in years. But the next time I do come across a nice piece of gabardine cloth I’ll — Wait.
Did you say “Muslim” not “muslin?”
Oh.
Never mind.
Some people are saying Trump uses a bunch of muslin fabric in his casinos and other stuff. More proof he’s a Muslim. Some people would say this is sarcasm but who knows?
Ha Ha! I needed a laugh today. Thanks for stopping by and I wouldn’t mind if you made a habit of it 🙂
I will just be glad when this is over.
Hear hear!
Hear! Hear!
And his defeat is gonna be yuuuuuuge too. Enormous – one for the history books.
Here’s a’ hopin’…
You know how those republican legislators are always talking about how they hate ‘the gay?’ Well, I think your friend Donald might actually want to be a Muslim considering he is always talking about how he hates ‘the Muslim,’ in his own way of course. His hate is “yuuuuuge.”
And we all know the most ardent anti Gay dudes usually turn out to be gay themselves like the most holy reverend Ted Haggard. With each ban on Muslims Trump calls for he only provides more proof he really is a Muslim.
Is Ted Haggard still alive?