Why I Would Totally Date a Feminist

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I really hate the millennial generation. I hate their arrogance, and I hate their sense of entitlement. And most of all, I hate the fact that they think they know better because of their youth. As much as I don’t like sounding like the ‘bitter old guy’, the youth of my era- Generation X, we knew better. Yeah, we had the same arrogance, but at least we were the last generation who grew up knowing that everything wasn’t going to be served up to us on a silver platter. So when some millennial mouth-breather writes an article about the evils of feminism and how it’s destroying relationships, I get a little pissed off.

Dave Hon, a 25-year old ‘columnist’ who writes for News-Press.com, recently wrote an article titled, “Why I Would Never Date a Feminist” in which he goes on a diatribe where he claims feminism and gender politics are destroying relationships in America. He seems to be under the impression that women (among his age bracket) have been raised to be a bunch of man-hating shrews dragging their gender political agenda into the bedroom and romantic lives.

For example, there was this little nugget from his piece:

The truth is, I don’t blame women, (especially in my generation,) for hating men. They’ve been told there’s a wage gap (I disagree). That there’s a culture of rape on college campuses (I also disagree.) And the patriarchy is keeping them oppressed in almost every facet of their lives (I really, really disagree.)

Let me school you on a couple of facts, Sparky-

The wage gap DOES exist- on the whole, women earn seventy-nine cents for every dollar a man makes. While it doesn’t sound like much, when you add up that missing twenty-nine cents for a whole year, women are getting stiffed by a rather significant margin. Not to mention women in most states still have to pay sales tax on feminine products. You wanna explain how fair this is? Because I’d love to hear it.

I’m not sure how Hon is in denial that we have a problem with rape on college campuses these days. I can only assume he’s probably one of these jerks who thinks that ‘if it doesn’t get reported, it never happened.’ Either that, or maybe he considers a woman being unconscious a form of sexual consent. Whatever the case, he’s wrong. We do live in a rape culture. As proof, you only have to look at the recent Brock Turner case as one example. I could spend the rest of this article digging up more, if you’d like. If it helps put it in perspective- one in five female college students will be raped in a semester. That’s nearly 20% percent of the student body nationwide. Do me a favor, Dave- tell me what percentage is acceptable to you in order to qualify as an epidemic? Or do you consider that to be collateral damage?

I don’t necessarily think there’s a ‘patriarchy’ keeping women oppressed, but conservatives seem overly interested in controlling their reproductive freedom, dontcha think? From wanting to defund Planned Parenthood and excluding female contraception from ObamaCare, I think it’s safe to say that men are looking to screw women any way they can- figuratively AND literally. Despite what you may or may not agree with, all of the above are FACTS, and you can’t dispute them. Well, unless you’re a republican. If so, facts don’t mean shit to you because you’re in complete denial of reality anyway.

Judging from what I read in your article, I really don’t think your problem has anything to do with feminists. I believe your problem is that you can’t relate to women. If I had to guess, you’re either a virgin or have never had a girlfriend. If you had any sort of game with women, then you should know a woman’s political or social beliefs are no impediment to a relationship or getting laid. Hell- if anything, her political and social beliefs should be a help to you!

Trust me, I would know. My first girlfriend was a feminist. While I agreed with her on most issues, the times we disagreed on stuff never mattered, mostly because we had mutual respect for each other. And that’s where the fallacy in your thinking lies. You listed James Carville and his wife as examples of how two people with differing beliefs can make a relationship work, but you neglected to mention what makes their marriage work- mutual respect.

You may not always agree with your relationship partner, but as long as you love them and respect them, then petty disagreements don’t matter.

Aside from that, you also don’t understand the benefits of dating a feminist, do you? I know a lot of guys say they would love to date a Stepford wife who will do and say whatever your heart desires, but the truth is, I would much rather date a woman of intelligence and who has her own opinion. A woman like that will keep you sharp and help you grow. Dating a dummy gets old.

Other benefits include:

Independence. Nobody likes a clingy woman. Or at least, I certainly don’t. My feminist ex had no problem living her own life and doing her own thing, which I appreciated. Having somebody constantly in your face and needing attention every second of the day is fine when it’s a cat, but it isn’t very attractive in a mate.

She’ll use her own money. The nice thing about dating a feminist is that they’re very light on your wallet. While they may let you buy dinner or drinks, most of the time, they’ll insist on going dutch or picking up the check on your next date. They don’t like being beholden to anyone, most especially a man.

The sex is INCREDIBLE. Not as though you’ll ever find out for yourself. Here’s the thing about banging a feminist- since they reject all patriarchal notions, mostly that of being a ‘proper’ lady, they are VERY sexually liberated. They will take you, throw you on the bed, and drain you of every ounce of bodily fluid until you wake up a desiccated husk.

Purely based on that last paragraph alone, I would totally date a feminist.

After your article came out, a lot of women declared you to be ‘unfuckable’, and based on your dorky looks, I can’t say I disagree. Seriously, dude- you look like the bastard son of Howdy Doody and Roseanne Barr. However, that’s not what put you in the wasteland section of the friend zone. It’s your attitude. You’re under the misconception that you can pick and choose who to date when the fact is you have a limited menu. We both know it. At the rate you’re going, you probably couldn’t get a tranny with any teeth to give you a hummer. You might want to think about investing in a sex doll.

The difference between a guy like me and a guy like you is that I can justify anything I say because I back it up with facts and a touch of humor. Women might not like what I have to say sometimes, but in the end, they’ll respect it because they know I’m telling it straight. You, on the other hand, just shot yourself in the foot because you’re stating your opinion with nothing to back it up. You don’t even have the experience to back you up.

So I’m going to give you the same advice I give every millennial idiot I run into- Do yourself a favor, instead of thinking you know it all, try to actually think before you speak. Experience life. Learn from people. Read a book.

And yeah, I may be an old guy to you, but wisdom and experience beat youth every single damn time.

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Gregory B. Gonzalez

Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!
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Admin
7 years ago

I have dated feminists, and, I can honestly say: Nie vieder!

jess
7 years ago

Damn and I was just going to look this guy up and offer to date him. What is not to love right there.

signed…man hating millennial shrew 🙂

Gregory B Gonzalez
Reply to  jess
7 years ago

Hey, I thought I was next in line! ????

jess
Reply to  Gregory B Gonzalez
7 years ago

You are Gregory, you are. This dude would be a mercy fuck and nothing else, so he would have something to go into old age remembering.

Reply to  jess
7 years ago

LOL! Welcome back 🙂

jess
Reply to  Professor Mike
7 years ago

I had such peace and quiet for a few weeks and now back to reality, that morons like this live among us and waste oxygen.

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