Donald Trump: Burning His Bridges
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Although the Trump mouthpieces are consistently denying it, major donors are, in attacks of buyer’s remorse, asking for their money back from the campaign. In his ongoing temper tantrum, Trump is lighting one fire after another and, like the rest of the nation, his infrastructure is in no shape to bear the traffic.
There are two important points to be made here:
First, Trump is a money grubber. Once he gets a penny in his tiny little hands, they will pry it from him…well, you know the cliche. Hundreds of thousands, probably millions, of dollars in campaign funds have been paid in fees to Trump-owned companies. When the dust clears in November, we may find that the Trump candidacy was, in addition to being a carnival of self-aggrandizement, just a money making scheme after all.
Second, a hoped-for Trump loss will spell the end of whatever credibility he has as a businessman. He will have humiliated himself in front of the nation, the world and, most significantly, the members of the .00001% he depends on for his business dealings are seeing him as the buffoon he’s always been. With any luck, in a few years he’ll be reduced to selling the solid gold fixtures from his bathroom.
A fitting tribute to Trump 2016 will be to have him parade the length of Manhattan on Broadway in an open car while spectators line the street and chant “Looooser, looooser, looooser…”
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Look, if they caught him fellating Satan on camera his evil minions wouldn’t care or believe it and would blame it on Killary and the worldwide conspiracy. Why should he care about bridges when he can walk on water? At least as far as his zombies believe. There’s an old horror movie where the ghost of Boris Karloff, chases the protagonist down a dark road in his ghostly carriage yelling “you’ll never be rid of me” over and over and that’s Donald, the immortal, the undead, the prince of darkness.
I’m loving this early advent calendar of terrible things. I’d just like to add to hair Furor, Bye Felicia..I SAID BYE, here’s some lemonade for the journey out the door.
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