Effigy Of Donald Trump Burned In Southern England And We Can’t Think Of A More Appropriate Fate

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Organizers of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, UK, say the U.S. president-elect was the overwhelming choice for this year's effigy.
Organizers of the Edenbridge Bonfire Society, UK, say the U.S. president-elect was the overwhelming choice for this year’s effigy.

It makes me think about the pigeon, roosting on the statue of the war hero, shitting down his neck. The orange breasted Trumpbuzzard shits on all of us, particularly in the early morning hours, when his habit keeps him awake and at the keyboard, raving about a renaissance of greatness, a brave and proud land where you go to jail for burning a piece of cloth, but go to the white house for soiling all it was supposed to stand for.

Yes, Trump is back to that hobgoblin of little minds, the one I had to listen to during the endless Vietnam war: America, Love it or Leave it and Death to flag burners. How someone with a fraudulent medical deferment feels justified in taking up that cause I don’t know, but we’re talking about the Great Orange Shitbird you idiots voted for here.

Trump tweets that one should lose one’s citizenship for burning a flag and implies that this is something that goes on all the time. It doesn’t and yes, he’s looking for more scapegoats to distract us from what he’s doing to us. He’s looking to keep Bubba and Gump and Boss Hogg and the bumpkins in thrall by resurrecting that mouldy refuge of scoundrels. It also illustrates his contempt for the constitution — you know that silly thing that says Trump can’t punish you for expressing your opinions or opposing his jihad, that you can’t ban a religion or those who practice it, that you can’t censor the press and all that commie crap.

So anyway, today would be a good day to burn a picture, an effigy of Donald Jerkwater Trump: maybe drag it down the street behind a truck covered with burning tar, or rip it apart between two tractors or beat it to atoms or run it through a manure spreader towed down the streets of Washington.

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Glenn Geist

Glenn Geist lives in South Florida and wastes most of his time boating, writing, complaining and talking on the radio
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Pearlie
7 years ago

Too bad they didn’t burn the real thing….

7 years ago

They don’t like him anywhere except in America.

Marsha Woerner
Reply to  Marla Maples
7 years ago

And most people HERE hate him too!

Martin R
7 years ago

What a passionate and on-point read. Sharing.

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