Why Are Republicans Hating On Fidel Castro?

It’s confusing why republicans hate Fidel Castro who at last report was still dead. We love Vladimir Putin because as we’re told by our top propagandists, Putin is a strong leader. So was Castro. Putin was decisive just like Castro.

Putin wasn’t President Obama. Neither was Castro.Many that displeased Putin had a habit of dying. Just like many who displeased Castro.

We republicans appreciate blind loyalty. We appreciate the elite making large amounts of money while dupes that make very little repost fake news on their Facebook pages for no pay at all. Putin and Castro loves their propaganda. How can any republican be anything but admiring of the guy in Romania making hundreds of thousands of dollars creating fake news site and not even paying taxes on his lies. That’s the difference between working class heroes and republican heroes. It’s all about making yourself rich with no regard for morality or ethics of any kind. Putin and Castro have no ethics. Yet we are programmed to hate Castro and love Putin.

Another reason we republicans should be admiring of Castro was his love of a good cigar. The republican Muhammad, God’s true messenger, Rush Limbaugh loves a good fat cigar. Rush also has good health care benefits. Castro had good health care benefits also. Rush thinks his opinions should be everyone else’s. Castro thought his opinions should be everyone else’s too.

The election thing is a great reason republicans should be admiring Castro. Just like Putin, virtually everyone in their country voted for Castro whether they did or not. Once we republicans figure out how they did that our candidates will get all the votes as well. But we have effectively gerrymandered the electoral map so we will control all branches of government as long as there are dupes that think we’re on their side. In Russia the dupes got vodka. In Cuba they got cigars and a nice view of the ocean. Here they get to keep their guns.

We republicans love Cheney and others that think like we do and whatever we’re told to think by Fox News and Breitbart. Guys who do it their way and thumb their noses at those who disagree. Cheney went against republican dogma and said “deficits don’t matter.” Castro thumbed his nose against America for over 50 years. Good hospital care is keeping Cheney alive a long time. It kept Castro alive till he was 90 years old. And just like Reagan whose lie of trickle down economics is still screwing over those not among the wealthiest among us, Castro’s economics were just as his country was subject to abject poverty. But give us republicans more time to work our reaganomics magic. We’ll get to the abject poverty one day. But we may go ahead and keep Obamacare since Russia has a national health care system and we like Putin and want to be like him. And the more we look at things, the more we want to be like Castro. Viva Castro!

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