Get Trump out of here before he f*cking blows us all to hell

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tinfoil_hat_donaldThe blather, the misdirection, the lies, the conspiracy theories, the fake news, the fucking tweeting – we gotta get rid of this guy. Donald Trump is not only a horrible President-elect, and soon to be a horrible President – he’s a horrible person. If Donald Trump were anybody other than Donald Trump, we would have banished him to an ice floe, decades ago.

Politicians and Administrators have official channels through which to communicate with the public. They’re not supposed to be fucking TWEETING. And fucking CNN isn’t supposed to be “watching their twitter feeds.” THIS IS FUCKING ADOLESCENT!

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The United States of America – the World Superpower, the Country of Eisenhower, The Country of McKinley – is being run by a pimple-faced fat-boy who can’t get a date, and spends all his free time tweeting into his fucking, Ji-knees made, phone! Holy fuckin’ Christ.

Now people are getting shot, because of this fuckin’ Leopold and Loeb adolescent venereal wart. And all his cronies, billionaire buddies, and so-called “Cabinet” are tweeting lies, conspiracy theories, rumors, and innuendos, too.

And the Human sputum isn’t even FUCKING PRESIDENT YET! Get him the hell out of there before he fucking blows us all to hell and back!

#RESIST.

One last thing: We need to find a way to reward media when they DO their jobs and punish them when they fail. There is occasional good reporting out there. If we can think of a way to signal our pleasure when they do what they’re paid to do, and signal our displeasure when they don’t, we can fix the media, too. They’re on the precipice, themselves. They took a hell of a spanking on that fateful night in November, and a Trump Presidency means they’ll be the FIRST ones lined up and shot. I think they’re just looking for some direction. If we give it to them now, we may be able to win them back.

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7 years ago

You’ve only one problem really America.

He won.

Yes I know all about that popular vote business but your democracy is what it is and, as it is what it is, he won.

You can kick and scream until you’re blue in the face but, as much as it hurts, as much as it is insane, he won.

You don’t want to live with it. You don’t know if you can live with it.

You’ve no choice if you value democracy. Live with it.

(By all means campaign to change your system to prevent this ever happening again but, guess what? It’s happened. My deepest sympathies)

Reply to  Neil Bamforth
7 years ago

Well actually there is still a chance, albeit a slim one. The electors from the electoral college will formally vote on December 19th. At present 10 have already said they will not be supporting him because he is unfit. If that trend continues he could actually be well fucked, and America can be happy again.

Reply to  Professor Mike
7 years ago

True. Happy yes but democratically fucked mate. That’s democracy for you eh? Sometimes it sucks but if we don’t suck it up it dies.

Is America’s happiness worth democracy’s demise?

Dan
Reply to  Neil Bamforth
7 years ago

no, Neil it doesn’t. But if you look at it as survival, not happiness, then the equation changes does it not?

Reply to  Dan
7 years ago

Now you’re talking. Can the world survive Trump let alone America?

Thing is….are you ready for a revolution? I am…gimme a shout!

Dan
7 years ago

I always ask people who voted for him out here what do they think they have in common with Trump? He’s never held a job. He’s never taken a walk outdoors except on a golf course. I can’t imagine he’s gone fishing or ever gone pheasant or duck hunting. If he has it’s on a stocked farm. Bet he’s never been on a frozen lake let alone dropped a line through a hole in the ice. Grew up in New York City. Lives in a downtown tower. Inherited wealth. what’s he going to do for you? does he even know how to do anything for you? Does he even know there’s people who make less than a million a year? better than Hillary is all I ever hear. Man O Man

Reply to  Dan
7 years ago

He’s never owned a dog, or any kind of pet either.

jess
7 years ago

Hell at this point I am starting to wish for the bygone days of commander cuckoo bananas to step in.

Reply to  jess
7 years ago

Me too. Who would have thought it?

Glenn R. Geist
7 years ago

The law, due process — none of those things apply to Trump. He can buy justice, he can buy his way out of punishment, he doesn’t need the electoral college or the generals or courts or congress or anybody. He’s the Trump and he trumps all. He will buy off any reluctant electors or he will simply declare himself president and he’ll get away with it. He will buy a new constitution that lets him rule by fiat and be president for life and the future is the ass of Trump squatting on the human face forever.

7 years ago

We didn’t really appreciate President Obama until this fool came along. Hoping the electors won’t vote for him on December 19th. Another one, from Texas, said he would not cast his vote for Trump. That makes about 10 I think.

Pearlie
7 years ago

Everyone is going bonkers over this man, even here in the UK. As I see it we’ve had our share of loons and now it’s your turn America. Sorry.

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