Mike Pence: Playing Second Fiddle To A Urinal Cake
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You know who I feel sorry for? Pence. What’s it like to be even more hated than the most hated man in the World?
Think about this for a minute. There you are, and the phone rings. “Hello, Pence? Orange hell-beast here. How’d ya like to be my life insurance policy? Nobody would dare shoot ME if they know they’re getting YOU. Whaddya think? Ya up for it?”
What kind of a career black-eye is that? I can see it on his resume. “Served as chief nebbish and Human shield to Idi Amin’s White cousin.”
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And it’s not like Pence ever had a full sandbox to play in to begin with. I mean the poor bastard couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison waving a fistful of pardons. Even his own dog doesn’t like him.
Yep. Every night before bed, poor ol’ Pence has to look in that bathroom mirror, and know that he’s second fiddle to a urinal cake.
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Something like, “At the end of the day, Mike Pence and Rick Santorum would make a really cute couple!”
I’m waiting for the following tweet from Hair Gropenfuror ( <3 Jess).
"I'm not related to Idi Amin. We're friends. She's a great person. Wonderful dancer. But we're not cousins. Of course, I never grabbed her pussy, but that's only 'cause I don't haul no coal."
Dude, that’s it? If it were me, I would have picked up the ball, ran with it, and spiked the living shit out of it!
Actually, Gregory, this is one that I never expected MadMike to pick up. It’s more of a quip than an actual piece. But your critique is noted.
It’s not so much a critique as it is a request. I wanted more. That was funny!
Get to it then 🙂
Don’t feel sorry for him, I don’t. He’s the one will be ruining the country while Hair Gropenfuhrer does his rallies. He is the one we need to keep our eyes on because he is the worst.
oops, meant to be running but I guess ruining makes as much sense since we are talking these two idiots.
No, Jess. You were right the first time. 🙂