Trump Should Grab Pussy Riot For His Inauguration

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Despite President elect Trump’s protestations and denials, it’s pretty obvious Putin and the Godless Ruskies’ internet chicanery helped him win the Presidency.  George W. Bush showed one can get elected twice by not admitting mistakes and embracing lies. So what the hell?! We’re stuck with him until republicans get sick of his buffoonery which by all indications means we’re stuck with Trump at least four years.

The problem poor Donald can’t seem to tweet his way out of now is who is a sorry enough act to perform at his inauguration. I heard the eternally kooky poacher, gun nut and all around asshole Ted Nugent would perform. Kid Rock supported Trump so he might. Of course they both are tired old acts and being a wholesome republican they would offend me.

Good republicans agreed with Reagan Interior Secretary James Watt for banning The Beach Boys from something three decades ago. If memory serves me I think it was Nancy Reagan that told Mr. Watts the Beach Boys song he thought made them unwholesome was titled “Good Vibrations.” Not “Good Vibrators.” James relented and no blow for wholesomeness was struck.

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Scott Baio could perform a duet with his former Happy Days costar Erin Moran. That would be wholesome. Or Donald could just get his buddy and soon to be co- president, Vladimir Putin to arrange for the female Russian group “Pussy Riot.”

It’s a no brainer for Trump as he is on the record as liking pussy. And Putin speaks bigly of Trump so he would be glad to help his pal grab Pussy Riot. The fact is we republicans don’t care what they say or sing since we only hear what we want to hear anyway. And a few immigrant chicks onstage with Trump’s wife Melania might make her feel at home.

We’ll all be watching Donald. I’m most curious to see if Donald can do as good a job as Bill Clinton acting like he’s interested in everyone’s speech or poem. If he can’t pull off acting interested it will most likely be because he’s busy thinking serious thoughts about making America great again. He will get to appoint a Supreme Court Justice. Tough decision but he will keep it simple. The chick with the big boobs is always the right choice.

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Joe Hagstrom

Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.
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7 years ago

I think that would be a RIOT!! LOL

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