All Hail: New Trump Announced Today

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The New York Times – a Breitbart Company
November 4, 2032, Price: 5,000 Trumpbucks

In a surprising coup, Barron Trump upset the neck-and-neck election race between Eric Trump and the favorite, Donald Trump Jr.

Barron the youngest family member, and Americorp’s new Trump, succeeds his father through the age-old Democratic process of assassination. Ivanka assures us that though no election will be held, all is well at Trump Tower, and “the business of running our business will continue as always.”

Tears came to this reporter’s eyes, as he read the final tweet by our glorious leader, The Trump.

“@RealDonaldTrump Little trip down memory lane today. Such wins as beating Hillary and ending Social Security. Life is good.”

Such emotion has not filled my heart, since the early days of “Constitution 2.0” or the “ReFounding.”

Of course, there will be a few terrorists and haters at the funeral, and Thought Police have been deployed, but overall, it should be a great show. I’ve been personally told that the Trump’s favorite musician – Ted Nugent – will be performing.

All this should serve to remind us how Great Again© Americorp has become, and of course, to whom we owe all this greatness: The Glorious Trump.

You will be missed my Trump. All hail the new Trump.

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David P. Greenberg

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