Donald Trump On the Dollar
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There were still patches of dirty snow on the grass when after 7 months at his mountain cabin, Gregor Samsa walked into the little general store and plopped down a $100 bill and a pack of Camels.
“Hey! you know I can’t take that” said the old man in the plaid shirt. “You were supposed to turn those in two months ago.”
A mile down the road he found a gas station with an ATM. He put his card in the slot and the machine gave him 5 new Christian States of America 20’s with Donald Trump’s face on them.
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Like the military marches the reality of this scares the shit out of me.