Is Trump ‘Advisor’ Kellyanne Conway Really the Puppetmaster?

I just watched a CNN clip of a “journalist” arguing with that reanimated cadaver, Kellyanne, about Russian hacking. So they’re bickering like 2-grade schoolers fighting over a Whoopie pie.

As I’m watching the Empress of Smarm, who’s suddenly become our new President in absentia – serving as Donald’s brain – I’m thinking I would only ask her one question.

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First, I’d dose her ass full of Sodium Pentothal. Or perhaps Belladonna. Her pals, the Russians, had great success with that. Then I’d ask her simply, Kellyanne, do you honestly believe Donald Trump is fit to serve? Do you truly believe that a half-insane, reality-teevee, game-show host can possibly be a good President?

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She’d stare blankly back at me with those soulless, dead eyes of hers, and say, “Of course not. But he won’t actually BE the President. I will. I thought you knew that.”

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3 Responses to Is Trump ‘Advisor’ Kellyanne Conway Really the Puppetmaster?

  1. Michael John Scott

    January 9, 2017 at 10:15 am

    Hell yes but she’s only one of many. Trump can’t think independently, except on Twitter of course, and we all see the result of that.

    • Bill Formby

      January 9, 2017 at 1:35 pm

      Very good point Mike. What is going to be fun is watching Trump deflecting blame for everything that goes wrong onto everyone else. He is already running into problems with his wall. Odds are ISIS will be around longer than he will. The economy is going to be what it will be unless he does start a trade war then it will trickle down the old tubes. There will be scandal after scandal regarding his various cabinet members and their greed. It is definitely going to be the ugly duckling of presidencies. We will be very fortunate if we do not get into a war with North Korea over one of his tweets because Little Kim is as thin skinned as he is.

  2. P.L. Everts

    January 9, 2017 at 8:38 pm

    Michael and Bill – Buckle up boys, we’re in for one hell of a ride.