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As I’m watching the Empress of Smarm, who’s suddenly become our new President in absentia – serving as Donald’s brain – I’m thinking I would only ask her one question.
First, I’d dose her ass full of Sodium Pentothal. Or perhaps Belladonna. Her pals, the Russians, had great success with that. Then I’d ask her simply, Kellyanne, do you honestly believe Donald Trump is fit to serve? Do you truly believe that a half-insane, reality-teevee, game-show host can possibly be a good President?
She’d stare blankly back at me with those soulless, dead eyes of hers, and say, “Of course not. But he won’t actually BE the President. I will. I thought you knew that.”