Trump: ‘My Day One Is Gonna Be Monday’

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The orange cumwad who thinks a legitimate President can attempt to coerce the nutters in his audience to assassinate his opponent, Just FUCKIN’ TWEETED this:

“…[D]ay one – which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or Saturday. Right? I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration.”

You really don’t have a fuckin’ clue what this job is about, do you, you orange dildo? You wanna start on Monday, ’cause that’s when any self-respecting frat-boy CEO would start working. Imagine after Kennedy was shot (You do know who Kennedy was, right)? If LBJ – who was sworn in on Airforce One – had said, “Yup. I’ll start me some Presidenting, right after a weekend of hookers and beer.”

You’re a slug. And yes, Judge Jeanine – an ILLEGITIMATE President.

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P.L. Everts
7 years ago

Donald, the flat footed draft dodging, womanizing, fake steak purveyor, butt ugly dildo, Drumpf cannot last very long. Pence is also an ass and anywhere down the line of succession we have dunces and idiots. Shit.

Glenn R. Geist
7 years ago

So maybe we can consider Monday to be the beginning of the countdown to impeachment.

Oh, Monday morning
Monday morning couldn’t guarantee
That Monday evening you would still
Be here with me.

I just hope there’s no legal way for the the fatboy to pardon himself.

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