U.S. Press: Dropping the Ball On Reporting Trump

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I was angry about the behavior of the press, so I sent letters, lots of letters. Here are the responses:

CNN:

Yo, BitcoDavid. We’re sorry we dropped the ball during the campaign, and we promise to learn from this horrible experience.

MSNBC:

David, We know we’re not the news outlet we claim to be, and we promise that if there’s ever another election, we’ll cover it like journalists, not game show hosts.

Fox News.

Dutch! My Nigga! We hereby promise to STOP being fake news.

CBS News:

We really DID think he’d lose, after all. We just wanted to have a little fun. Cut us a break, will ya?

NBC:

Dear Mr. Bitco, We hereby pledge to do everything in our power to get your country back.

Breitbart:

Hey, us too. Sure we’re a supermarket tabloid in digital form. And yes, we regularly do headline stories on Elvis’ cave in Argentina, and aliens saving Hitler’s brain. But we never meant to destroy America. We kinda like it here. Please forgive us, and we’ll try and change.

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David P. Greenberg

An active Food Christian, a fighter and a renegade author, I've worked everywhere and done everything. In 2006 I was diagnosed with type II Diabetes. I created a diet and exercise program, and am now, free of the disease. It is my hope to be able to help others achieve the same.

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