Hey Mr Trump! Even Hitler Didn’t Clap At His Own Ovation

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by David P. Greenberg

I just watched the pig-fcker in chief do a “live” canned speech. He stuck to the script, which was actually refreshing. But see, I’ve made quite the science of watching Trump’s body language. Like when he was giving “thumbs up” to the crowd when he was dancing with poor Melania. She’s hanging on him like a dishrag on Quaaludes, and he’s all, “thumbs up.”

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So after he gives this whole “God” thing about how America’s superiority in the world came from Eisenhower allowing “under God” to be put into the Pledge of Allegiance – he fuckin’ applauds himself. No really. He stands there and claps at his own fucking ovation. BTW – the ovation was weak to start with – and you KNOW most of the clappers were paid shills, right?

But come ON! Even Hitler wasn’t such a bozo that he’d fuckin’ clap at his own ovation. That’s like throwing your own birthday party. Who does that?

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David P. Greenberg

An active Food Christian, a fighter and a renegade author, I've worked everywhere and done everything. In 2006 I was diagnosed with type II Diabetes. I created a diet and exercise program, and am now, free of the disease. It is my hope to be able to help others achieve the same.
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7 years ago

You know David, you are right! Hitler NEVER clapped at his own speeches. Only Trumpers do that.

Reply to  Professor Mike
7 years ago

🙂

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