Emperor Trumpicus the ‘Madman’ Brings Pigs Into the White House
by Glenn R. Geist
Antiochus IV “Epiphanes,” devastated Jerusalem in 168 BC, defiled the Temple, offered a pig on its altar, erected an altar to Jupiter, prohibited Temple worship, forbade circumcision on pain of death, sold thousands of Jewish families into slavery, destroyed all copies of Scripture that could be found, and slaughtered everyone discovered in possession of such copies.
History repeats itself. Democracies are overthrown, institutions dismantled, pigs are brought into our sacred places.
Although the White House hasn’t made an announcement, to my knowledge, yet this morning, Emperor Trumpicus “Epimanes” (the madman) brought pigs Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin and Kid Rock into our inner sanctum where Ms. Palin claimed to have had a great night and they all mocked Hillary Clinton’s portrait the way ancient conquerors mocked the gods of the vanquished.
No report as to whether or not Nugent, who openly bragged he’d like to kill Barack Obama was allowed to bring a gun. All had fun making America great!
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I just hate this man, viscerally. I can’t shake it. Each day and no relief. Rolling back regulations designed to protect the people, in favor of the fat cats, and his supporters love it. SMDH.
We should all be warned that he actually listens to the clowns pictured here. He actually listens to them. That awful Omarosa Manigault is actually on his advisory staff. Scared yet? No need to worry, just remember, fuck it, it don’t mean nothing!
That’s what you get when you elect a President Fart.
I agree about pigs and the little breeds make good pets. Yes, I feel bad about Bacon. Some day I will stop eating it. Trump seems to be all about doing to America what the Seleucids did to Israel and Judea – transform it, only perhaps this time to a Russian model and a criminal model.
I can’t count on any Maccabean uprising or a restoration of Liberal Democracy however I’d love to see it. These pigs are the two legged kind not even good for breakfast.
This man puts our great nation to shame. He is an embarrassment to all of us and unless we get rid of him, I’ve little doubt he just might be the end of us all.
I actually love pigs, the four legged kind. I find them to be intelligent, compassionate creatures who are curious and love to play. The pictured pigs, however, are certainly the exception. When I first saw this on FB I was stunned at the pictures of these bi-pigs lounging about the White House.