UK: Conservatives Won While Actually Losing and Labour Lost While Actually Winning

by Neil Bamforth

Well what a year we’re having in the UK eh? Islamic terrorists blowing people up at pop concerts and running people over in vans – a white supremacist then runs over Muslims leaving a mosque and thinks it was a good idea.  The white supremacists don’t seem to see the irony.

In other news, someone’s fridge had a bitch fit, set alight and burned down a tower block that only actually burned down – with a large number of residents still in it – as some building company had put up cladding to make it look nicer for the rich people nearby without anyone realising said cladding would turn the damn place into a roman candle if a fire started.

Actually someone did realise the cladding on said tower block wasn’t fire proof but as actually pointing that out, thereby avoiding the carnage and death, would have cost them their bonus (management) or job (building worker) they decided to stay quiet and protect their bonus (management) or job (building worker).

Now, building workers have families to feed and bills to pay and, in the world we live in, had he, she or they said ‘Hang on guv! This stuff ain’t safe!’ they would have been out of work on their ass and wondering how to feed their families and pay their bills.

The managers on the other hand almost certainly knew damn well that the cladding in question was merely cheaper and not fire proof thereby ensuring better bonuses for them – or something like that.

Corporate manslaughter charges may well be forthcoming.

This, of course, does not matter a damn to the poor people flashing their torches out of windows on the 6th, 15th, 19th and / or 21st floors as the flames shot up the building.

One chap spoke to his young nephews on his mobile shortly before they burned alive. They said “Will Superman come and rescue us?”

Nope.

A ‘1st world’ country called The United Kingdom had people living in high rise apartments who regularly stated that they believed their homes were potential death traps from fire.

The ‘powers that be’ failed to listen and now the same people who said “Our homes are potential death traps from fire” got barbequed.

What a world eh?

On a lighter note – yep, only I can move to a lighter note immediately after writing about children being burned alive through negligence and / or incompetence and / or corruption – I am amazed and bewildered how even the most stupid and Neanderthal white supremacist can’t understand what ‘irony’ is.

Islamic terrorists run innocent people over by driving a van at them.

White supremacists agree with all the sane people that this is barbaric and dumb and inhuman and so on and so forth which, clearly, it is. The sane people are, for the one and only time, in complete agreement with the white supremacists who say this. Mainly because they, the sane people are also saying it.

A white supremacist then drives his van into innocent people leaving a mosque. His response to the police when asked ‘why?’ is ‘I’ve done a good thing’.

Now, Mr white supremacist, please answer me this. If it is wrong – which it is – for Islamic terrorists to drive a van into innocent people then is it not wrong for you to do the same thing?

Is the question too difficult?

Are you really so dumb? Can you really be so dumb and stupid as to not know what irony is?????

The only fatality, well, hopefully the only fatality (a few are still hospitalised), was a chap receiving medical aid as he was about to die. He died a few seconds before he was going to die as the white supremacist ran over him. Said white supremacist is now charged with murdering a man he ran over who was about to die a few moments later had the van not run over him and killed him shortly before he died.

You couldn’t make this up could you?

In the meantime Prime Minister Theresa May decided to call a general election after saying she wouldn’t call a general election. As she had a small majority in government she decided she needed a larger majority.

After the general election she wasn’t going to call was called and she lost the small majority she had. The opposition leader, Jeremy Corbyn, performed extraordinarily well and went from being unelectable to appearing at Glastonbury Music Festival and insisting he had won albeit he (Labour) had lost.

The Conservatives and Prime Minister Theresa may, on the other hand had won albeit they had actually lost – with me so far? Well done. It’s a struggle eh?

So. The Conservatives won whilst actually losing and Labour lost whilst actually winning.

And that, my friends, is British democracy at its best.

Islamic terrorists run innocent people over so white supremacists run people over too and wouldn’t know irony if it fell on their stupid heads. High rise living accommodation burns with the residents still inside. At a general election one party wins whilst losing and one party loses whilst winning.

Oh! I almost forgot. Brexit means Brexit. Prime Minister May says so.

Should anybody have the foggiest idea precisely what that statement means could they A) Let me know or B) Stop smoking or shooting up that shit…it’ll kill you.

Democracy?

I used to sing along to ‘Anarchy In The UK’.

I never thought it was actually ever going to be real!!

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