Excerpts From President Trump’s Travel Diary (Part Two)

An exclusive leak from someone on Air Force One has supplied me with notes from Donald Trump’s travel diary.

First Excerpt From President Trump’s Travel Diary

Thanks to an exclusive leak, a confidential source on Air Force One has supplied me with advance notes from Donald Trump’s travel diary. In true Trumpish fashion, each entry appears to be 140 characters or less.

Post-Trump Stress Disorder: Many Lives, Broken and Bruised

Trump had ceased to be a joke. The closest I got to humor was referring to my condition as PTSD (Post-Trump Stress Disorder), but it turns out that’s a real thing.