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Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!

The Bamboozling Case of Dr. Ben Carson

I seriously don’t get Ben Carson. Up until he started his run for the presidency a couple of years ago, I’d never even heard of him. As it stands, I…

On Donald Trump: Guess Who’s Not Coming To Dinner?

Donald J. Trump is a lot of things, but brave isn’t one of them. The guy is a cowardly piece of shit. He makes the lion in The Wizard of…

Who’s the Real Snowflake?

I always laugh when some Trump-supporting knuckle-dragger calls me a ‘snowflake’. I’m like, “Really? THAT’S the best insult you can throw at me? …

Hey Mr Trump: Is Showing A Little Humility All That Hard?

When Donald J. Trump won the election my Facebook feed was filled with messages from friends who were stunned and disheartened by the news.…

Welcome To The Longest Twelve Days Of My Life

by Gregory B. Gonzalez Welcome to the longest twelve days of my life. Otherwise known to the rest of the world as: “What the Hell was America thinking?” I really…

Donald Trump: You Can’t Keep A Good Woman Down

If there’s one thing you can say about Donald Trump, he does know how to provoke a reaction, but probably not exactly the way he intended. When he made his…

Delusional Donald and the Successful Inauguration That Never Happened

Donald Trump seems to have a problem with reality. I mean, most republicans have a problem with reality in general, but the Donald has left the bubble in the dust…

Taking A Stand Against the Donald

Trump did not win the popular vote. He lost it by almost three million votes. The Electoral College handed him the presidency.…

Hitting The Wall With Trump

I could begin this article by saying Donald Trump is an absolute nitwit, but that would be redundant. Not to mention an insult to nitwits. I mean, you would literally…

Calling America: Do The Right Thing

You’re probably wondering what the right thing is, aren’t you? Well, it’s easily enough explained: DON’T WASTE YOUR VOTE ON DONALD TRUMP. That was certainly a short article, wasn’t it?…

Donald Trump: Your End Is Our Beginning

We are now nine days away from choosing the next President of the United States. That being the case, I thought we could have a serious chat about the republican nominee,…

The Real Reason Donald Trump Hates Mexicans

Last year, when the Tiny-fingered, Ferret-wearing, Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon known as Donald J. Trump announced his bid for the presidency by insulting the Mexican people by referring to them as criminals,…

An Open Letter to Melania Trump

Dear Melania, You don’t know me, but after everything that’s been going on in this election cycle, I thought it might be a good idea to reach out to you…

That Doesn’t Belong to You: The Ute Native American Land Grab

I have to be honest here- I’m pretty weak on pet causes, even for a liberal. I’m not much for protesting, and going door to door is too much work. I’m…

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