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Gregory B. Gonzalez is an angry black man who isn't actually black. No, really- he told us to say that! His parents once had him tested for Tourette's, but when the doctor came back with his results, he said, "No, he's fine. Your son is just an a**hole!" It's been downhill ever since. He lives like the Unabomber, only without the explosives. Feel free to contact him provided you can actually locate him. Just keep in mind that he'll probably make fun of you to your face. We here at MMA can't stand him, so if you want him, he's all yours!

Taking A Stand Against the Donald

Trump did not win the popular vote. He lost it by almost three million votes. The Electoral College handed him the presidency.…

Hitting The Wall With Trump

I could begin this article by saying Donald Trump is an absolute nitwit, but that would be redundant. Not to mention an insult to nitwits. I mean, you would literally…

Calling America: Do The Right Thing

You’re probably wondering what the right thing is, aren’t you? Well, it’s easily enough explained: DON’T WASTE YOUR VOTE ON DONALD TRUMP. That was certainly a short article, wasn’t it?…

Donald Trump: Your End Is Our Beginning

We are now nine days away from choosing the next President of the United States. That being the case, I thought we could have a serious chat about the republican nominee,…

The Real Reason Donald Trump Hates Mexicans

Last year, when the Tiny-fingered, Ferret-wearing, Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon known as Donald J. Trump announced his bid for the presidency by insulting the Mexican people by referring to them as criminals,…

An Open Letter to Melania Trump

Dear Melania, You don’t know me, but after everything that’s been going on in this election cycle, I thought it might be a good idea to reach out to you…

That Doesn’t Belong to You: The Ute Native American Land Grab

I have to be honest here- I’m pretty weak on pet causes, even for a liberal. I’m not much for protesting, and going door to door is too much work. I’m…

Donald Trump: The Master of Disaster

Finally, we come to the master of disaster himself- Donald J. Trump. I have only one thing to say- Donnie, Donnie, Donnie…. Please… just… do us both a favor. Shut…

Donald Trump: Adultery and Calling the Kettle Black

Who else saw that sorry excuse for a debate last week? What a complete and utter shit-show. For Donald Trump, at any rate. I think the first thing that stuck…

Donald Trump: One Moron In the White House Was More Than Enough

The closer we get to Election Day, the more scared I get. The race between Hillary Clinton and the Tiny-fingered, ferret-wearing, cheeto-faced shitgibbon is getting tighter every damned day. And…

Why I Would Totally Date a Feminist

I really hate the millennial generation. I hate their arrogance, and I hate their sense of entitlement. And most of all, I hate the fact that they think they know…

The King of Pop and I

Yeah, I know…. You were expecting a vicious rant about Trump’s recent trip to Mexico from me this week. Sorry to disappoint you, but instead, I’m choosing to keep a…

Tidbits: Donald Trump and the Mexicans

Oh, come on- you didn’t REALLY think I’d let this one slide, did you? I have only one thing to say to any Mexican who continues to support Donald Trump: YOU’RE A…

Donald Trump’s Orange Haired Tabby Cat Or Why I’m All Trumped Out

I don’t know about you, but November 8th can’t get here fast enough for me. Not only am I sick to death of listening to Donald Trump, I’m also getting…

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