Taking A Stand Against the Donald
Trump did not win the popular vote. He lost it by almost three million votes. The Electoral College handed him the presidency.
Hitting The Wall With Trump
I could begin this article by saying Donald Trump is an absolute nitwit, but that would be redundant. Not to mention an insult to nitwits....
Calling America: Do The Right Thing
You’re probably wondering what the right thing is, aren’t you? Well, it’s easily enough explained: DON'T WASTE YOUR VOTE ON DONALD TRUMP. That was certainly...
Donald Trump: Your End Is Our Beginning
We are now nine days away from choosing the next President of the United States. That being the case, I thought we could have a serious...
The Real Reason Donald Trump Hates Mexicans
Last year, when the Tiny-fingered, Ferret-wearing, Cheeto-faced Shitgibbon known as Donald J. Trump announced his bid for the presidency by insulting the Mexican people by...
An Open Letter to Melania Trump
Dear Melania, You don’t know me, but after everything that’s been going on in this election cycle, I thought it might be a good idea...
That Doesn’t Belong to You: The Ute Native American Land Grab
I have to be honest here- I’m pretty weak on pet causes, even for a liberal. I’m not much for protesting, and going door to door...
Donald Trump: The Master of Disaster
Finally, we come to the master of disaster himself- Donald J. Trump. I have only one thing to say- Donnie, Donnie, Donnie…. Please… just… do us both a favor. Shut the fuck up. One week, Donnie, that’s all I’m asking. I’m sick and tired of writing about you.
Donald Trump: Adultery and Calling the Kettle Black
Who else saw that sorry excuse for a debate last week? What a complete and utter shit-show. For Donald Trump, at any rate. I think...
Donald Trump: One Moron In the White House Was More Than Enough
The closer we get to Election Day, the more scared I get. The race between Hillary Clinton and the Tiny-fingered, ferret-wearing, cheeto-faced shitgibbon is getting...
Why I Would Totally Date a Feminist
I really hate the millennial generation. I hate their arrogance, and I hate their sense of entitlement. And most of all, I hate the fact...
The King of Pop and I
[caption id="attachment_149587" align="alignleft" width="298"] (Photo by Jonathan Exley/Contour by Getty Images)[/caption] Yeah, I know…. You were expecting a vicious rant about Trump’s recent trip to...
Tidbits: Donald Trump and the Mexicans
Oh, come on- you didn't REALLY think I'd let this one slide, did you? I have only one thing to say to any Mexican who continues...
Donald Trump’s Orange Haired Tabby Cat Or Why I’m All Trumped Out
I don’t know about you, but November 8th can’t get here fast enough for me. Not only am I sick to death of listening to...