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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Why Scott Baio May Never Read Mad Mike’s America Again

Woe to all of us that read and write for Mad Mike's America. The super celebrity and noted Trump supporter Scott "Chachi" Baio has just announced he will no longer…

Let’s Give Betsy DeVos A Chance

Everyone is holding their breath in anticipation of the vote to confirm the billionairess Betsy Devos for Secretary of Education. Democrats decry her woeful lack of experience, really anything, that…

Relax-President Trump Is A Man of the Bible

The only thing I think I’ve ever disagreed with my good friend, Vice President Pence on was his statement that he’s a Christian first. Then an American, Then a republican,…

Democrats Are Missing A Great Wall Of Opportunity

What usually happens when a party gets in power is they find a way to screw things up and let the other party come back. This is a sad fact.…

Missouri Generously Raises Minimum Wage 5 cents

For all the whining liberals do about how evil and hateful we republicans are towards the poor, one would think we skewer and grill them. Then again, if they weren’t…

Trump Should Grab Pussy Riot For His Inauguration

Despite President elect Trump’s protestations and denials, it’s pretty obvious Putin and the Godless Ruskies’ internet chicanery helped him win the Presidency.  George W. Bush showed one can get elected…

Will ‘Happy Holidays’ Hating Donald Trump Demand ‘Holiday Inn’ Change Its Name To ‘Christmas Inn?’

For years I’ve been searching for a way to get those deluded fools who vote republican [no matter how much republican policies harm them] to stop voting for the Grand Ole…

Mitt Romney: Statesman or Sissy?

Man, old Mittens has come full circle. During the primary season he had no use at all for President-Elect Trump. Called him a phony and charlatan among other things. Too…

Trump Logic Demands My Appointment To His Cabinet

While not actively pursuing a job it would be unpatriotic of me to turn our president elect down if offered a position in his cabinet. As long as the position…

Why Are Republicans Hating On Fidel Castro?

It’s confusing why republicans hate Fidel Castro who at last report was still dead. We love Vladimir Putin because as we’re told by our top propagandists, Putin is a strong…

The simple reason Hillary Clinton lost

After hours of hearing the pundits speak I have no choice but to give my own explanation as to why Trump defeated Hillary Clinton. It’s simple. Trump was anyone but…

Trumps Biggest Butt Kissers Will Get Posts In His Administration

It seems my good friends Rudy Giuliani, Reince Priebus and Newt Gingrich are all up for jobs in the Trump administration. Provided of course Trump pulls off a miracle or…

Move over President Obama; Trump is the true hope and change guy

Anyone of rational mind can plainly see Donald Trump is unfit for any purpose besides celebrity for the sake of celebrity; much like a Kardashian or Paris Hilton. The reasons his…

Breaking News: Trump Is Okay With Guys Cause He Only Gropes Beautiful Women

My republican comrades are in a tizzy over Trump’s troubles with bimbos. Trump thinks attacking former President Bill Clinton’s bimbo troubles will make things alright. Attacking former presidents rarely works…

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