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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and respect Paul Ryan’s ability to fool them again

Poor deluded rank and file republican fools. Ronald Reagan fooled us with his trickle down economic nonsense which has been just the opposite of what he told us. The wealth…

Turning Hillary Hatred Into Hillary Votes

After being snubbed by my former good friend Donald Trump, who ungraciously did not make me his campaign manager after firing Mr. Lewandowski, I came out in support of Hillary…

Why Republicans Secretly Love Hillary and Barack

At one time I promoted professional wrestling matches. Some of the guys performing for me could really piss off a crowd. And I have to admit separating truth from fiction…

Why Top Republicans Secretly Love Donald Trump’s Racism

It seems a bunch of high level republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell have a problem with my friend Donald speaking out against the Mexican judge handling the ridiculous…

How Kim Jong-Un Understands the Power of Donald Trump

It was with great delight I found that the North Korean press has endorsed my good friend Donald Trump for President.  The North Koreans under Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un understand…

Why Women Should Be Banned From Public Restrooms

As has been proven by scientists employed by our honest energy industry, global warming is a hoax perpetrated by liberals to destroy America.  What is also not being reported by the…

Vice President Condoleeza Rice will help Trump make America great again

As Donald and I have pointed out, we don’t need a “unified” republican party to win the election.  We already have the kooks, bigots and religious zealots behind us while…

Paul Ryan Takes a Knee Before The Mighty Donald

As I pointed out in my last post the major voting blocs of the republican party are mostly dupes who are told the nonsense they want to hear by republicans…

How Donald Trump Is Making the Republican Party His Bitch

All this silly talk of the republican party being split is dishonest silliness.  The people spreading this nonsense are ignorant, deluded fools, or actual republicans. The definition of republican is what…

Donald Trump Doesn’t Need Women-Women Need Donald Trump

One of the more popular memes going around is that my good friend Donald Trump will lose the women’s vote big time to Hillary Clinton. This is another ridiculous bit of…

Trump To Show Love For Jews By Eating Gefilte Fish

I am both honored and humbled to have been a major force in helping my good friend Donald Trump win the republican presidential nomination.  Together we showed America all one…

Cruz and Kasich Simply Protecting the Republican System

My kind and gentle nature, vestiges of my dark years as a liberal gun and God hater, prevent me from insulting the idiot  “Lyin” Ted Cruz and phony John Kasich.…

Buying More Guns to Protect Myself from Transgenders and Other Scary People I’ve Been Warned About

Boy I sure miss the good old days when all we had to fear were the damn Russkies.  We had great men like Eisenhower and Nixon ready to nuke the…

Why Are Democrats Hating On the Whores?

At a strike rally against my good friends at Verizon a noted speaker I’d never heard of railed against Democrat corporate whores.  Of course the liberals all were aghast because…

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