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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Cruz and Kasich Simply Protecting the Republican System

My kind and gentle nature, vestiges of my dark years as a liberal gun and God hater, prevent me from insulting the idiot  “Lyin” Ted Cruz and phony John Kasich.…

Buying More Guns to Protect Myself from Transgenders and Other Scary People I’ve Been Warned About

Boy I sure miss the good old days when all we had to fear were the damn Russkies.  We had great men like Eisenhower and Nixon ready to nuke the…

Why Are Democrats Hating On the Whores?

At a strike rally against my good friends at Verizon a noted speaker I’d never heard of railed against Democrat corporate whores.  Of course the liberals all were aghast because…

Trump’s Flip-Flopping Shows He’s Losing His Balls On Abortion and Other Crimes

Being the leading online supporter of The Donald since he announced his candidacy I was at first elated when he said women who get abortions should be punished.  It’s been…

Dead Innocent Bystanders Are a Small Price to Pay for Freedom

Bleeding heart freedom hating liberals are all agog now because thousands of my good friends and fellow real Americans have signed a petition to allow guns at the republican presidential…

Georgia Republicans Vote to Affirm Our Right to Discriminate

I meant to post on this stuff last week when my fellow republicans in the Missouri State Senate also voted to affirm our right to discriminate against gays, just like…

Republicans Save America and Have the Ads to Prove It

The best thing about the election cycle is how every four years America gets reminded through our republican ads, debates and lectures just how evil liberals are. My good friend…

Hold Off on Hillary’s Coronation

There’s a reason the political “experts” never tell us what’s going to happen without multiple caveats to protect them when they’re wrong; which is most of the time. The times they…

Why Good Republicans Hate Donald Trump

While it saddened me that Mitt Romney just berated my good friend Donald Trump, it really didn’t come as a surprise. Mitt Romney is a “good” republican and by “good” I mean…

Hillary Clinton Will Choose a Republican As Her Running Mate

For all intents and purposes the primaries are over. It will be Clinton versus Trump this November.  And being the pragmatic politician she is, Hillary will do whatever she can not to…

How Donald Trump Just Won the South

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Establishment republicans were giddy as all hell when noted bigot and all around shithead David Duke endorsed my good friend Donald Trump. But…

Waking Up the Pathetic Marco Rubio

It saddens me to break Ronald Reagan’s commandment to never speak ill of another republican but circumstances force this intervention. The circumstance of course is the truly pathetic embarrassment to…

Right Wingers Outraged at Obama’s Lack of Infidelity

Being a right wing blogger of some renown I am privy to all sorts of inside information.  My cohorts that spend time on blogs like Breitbart or Redstate keep me…

How Justice Scalia Went Out with a Bang

Great men make others want to do things for them.  Just as many men volunteered to row the boat George Washington stood in across the Delaware in Winter, many volunteered…

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