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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists.Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Congressman Kevin Yoder Proves Government To Be Big Business’ Bitch

It has come to light that Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas is the one who cleverly slipped into the Crominbus Bill wording that lets government bail out big banks in…

Republican Defense of Bill Cosby from Gloria Alred and Liberal Horde Attacks

It was only a matter of time before noted glamour defense attorney Gloria Alred entered the media spotlight to attack a fine gentleman who’s real crime was not being black…

President Obama’s Jive Turkey Pardon

I know it’s taboo to mention the children of presidents but to show that not all of us righties are flaming, classless shitheads I must say that Sasha and Malia…

Republican Response To Race Riots: We Ain’t Gonna Do Shit Bumpy

I lifted the title from a line in the great movie “Shaft.”   And just like Bumpy didn’t do shit, when it comes to race riots and the causes and the…

Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech

Hey President Obama-America doesn’t need the Statue of Liberty anymore! Although I didn’t actually watch President Obama’s pandering to illegal aliens speech last night, I know from being told what he’s said before…

Helping Ted Cruz Explain Republican Opposition to Net Neutrality

My good friend Ted Cruz recently called net neutrality ‘ObamaCare for the internet.’  While his analogy is of course ridiculous it will resonate with loyal Americans everywhere because he used…

Hunting Pandas to Save China’s Environment

The Socialist Kenyan President Hussein Obama has unilaterally entered a deal with pinko commie Red China to “reduce” greenhouse emissions which mad kooky liberal scientists claim cause the hoax known…

Why We Republicans Win Elections

The hallowed halls of politics are papered with articles claiming to know why we republicans keep winning elections. Some state the obvious, such as we stir up the bigots so they vote…

Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and embrace republican sex goddesses

Although I haven’t met the attractive and wholesome Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Iowa, Joni Ernst, yet, I can without hesitation confirm her as a true republican sex goddess. Her…

Where Have You Gone Dick Cheney?

I just got back from the club and the general feeling was disappointment in former Vice President and all around good guy, Dick Cheney. Our stock holdings are getting crushed.…

How Christian Outrage Made Me Look at Naked Celebrities

Unlike the Godless atheists who infest this Godless site, I alone proclaim the glory of God and swear fealty to Jesus. And while the sleazy underbellies of MMA no doubt…

Adrian Peterson Reminds Us of Better Times

The right winger in me feels much sadness for the strict disciplinarian Adrian Peterson. By now everyone knows he is a star football player who beats the hell out of…

Republicans Anointed by God to Do His Work

Throughout history God has called on men and subservient women to do His work. While He could easily do whatever He wants with a wave of His mighty hand, He,…

God Does Not Hold Political Office

Of all the dangers to freedom and our republic, real or imagined, none is greater than the use of religion as a tool, or weapon, to govern. Many of my…

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