Home » Entries posted by Joe Hagstrom
Stories written by Joe Hagstrom
Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Ted Cruz Found What John McCain Lost in 2008

One of the great things about republicans is our loyalty. For the most part we quickly fall in line behind whomever our billionaires want us to fall behind. So it’s…

Republicans: Melania Trump’s Plagiarized Speech Was Michelle Obama’s Fault

Republican means never having to say you’re sorry for plagiarism or, for that matter, anything else. I don’t get the big fuss over Donald Trump’s hot wife lifting a few lines…

Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and respect Paul Ryan’s ability to fool them again

Poor deluded rank and file republican fools. Ronald Reagan fooled us with his trickle down economic nonsense which has been just the opposite of what he told us. The wealth…

Turning Hillary Hatred Into Hillary Votes

After being snubbed by my former good friend Donald Trump, who ungraciously did not make me his campaign manager after firing Mr. Lewandowski, I came out in support of Hillary…

Why Republicans Secretly Love Hillary and Barack

At one time I promoted professional wrestling matches. Some of the guys performing for me could really piss off a crowd. And I have to admit separating truth from fiction…

Why Top Republicans Secretly Love Donald Trump’s Racism

It seems a bunch of high level republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell have a problem with my friend Donald speaking out against the Mexican judge handling the ridiculous…

How Kim Jong-Un Understands the Power of Donald Trump

It was with great delight I found that the North Korean press has endorsed my good friend Donald Trump for President.  The North Koreans under Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un understand…

Why Women Should Be Banned From Public Restrooms

As has been proven by scientists employed by our honest energy industry, global warming is a hoax perpetrated by liberals to destroy America.  What is also not being reported by the…

Vice President Condoleeza Rice will help Trump make America great again

As Donald and I have pointed out, we don’t need a “unified” republican party to win the election.  We already have the kooks, bigots and religious zealots behind us while…

Paul Ryan Takes a Knee Before The Mighty Donald

As I pointed out in my last post the major voting blocs of the republican party are mostly dupes who are told the nonsense they want to hear by republicans…

How Donald Trump Is Making the Republican Party His Bitch

All this silly talk of the republican party being split is dishonest silliness.  The people spreading this nonsense are ignorant, deluded fools, or actual republicans. The definition of republican is what…

Donald Trump Doesn’t Need Women-Women Need Donald Trump

One of the more popular memes going around is that my good friend Donald Trump will lose the women’s vote big time to Hillary Clinton. This is another ridiculous bit of…

Trump To Show Love For Jews By Eating Gefilte Fish

I am both honored and humbled to have been a major force in helping my good friend Donald Trump win the republican presidential nomination.  Together we showed America all one…

Cruz and Kasich Simply Protecting the Republican System

My kind and gentle nature, vestiges of my dark years as a liberal gun and God hater, prevent me from insulting the idiot  “Lyin” Ted Cruz and phony John Kasich.…

Page 1 of 20123Next ›Last »