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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

What was wrong with Curt Schilling’s Nazi/Muslim tweet?

I admit that before I became a republican I had no use for Curt Schilling. He made a living in baseball that most could only dream of not only because…

Conservative Jesus Freaks Screw Regularly But Rarely Seem to Get Screwed

After watching the Duggar saga I can only come away with one conclusion. My faith to my wife and to my Lord and savior Jesus Christ haven’t gotten me anywhere.…

Anchors Aweigh Baby! Why republicans are shunning Rand Paul

It seems that mainstream disgruntled voters, are fed up whether they understand everything or not are supporting my good friend Donald Trump. That’s a good thing since they realize Don…

How Donald Trump Gave Megyn Kelly Exactly What She Wanted

Just like my good friend Don, the title will be misconstrued by the media and Godless liberals who will claim it’s naughty. The truth is there is nothing naughty about…

Right Wing Nut Job Erick Erickson ‘Outraged’ Over Trump’s Kelly Comments

The incredible intelligence my good friend Donald Trump displays when dealing with his detractors amazes even me. The latest detractor, a self proclaimed knight of the right wing blogworld, Erick…

Trump stands up to man hating ballbuster

While I still believe my good friend Donald Trump should have stayed away from Thursday’s debate, I applaud his conviction for standing up to man hating, ballbusting women and sissified…

How Donald Trump Will Win the Debate By Just Not Showing Up

My fellow republicans, as well as the liberal horde, are in a huge tizzy over the upcoming presidential debate. I really don’t know why since the ten who qualify will all…

A President Trump Will Raise Money By Hosting Government Reality Shows

My good friend Donald Trump, soon to be President Trump, has regaled us with brilliance his whole life. From the start of his campaign for president he has been the…

Why Democrats can’t articulate a message regardless of the facts

It never ceases to amaze me how those on the left, in particular their strategists, fail to see what the majority of Middle America wants. Scott Walker won elections in…

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Donald Trump

After careful and cautious consideration I have decided to pull my support for Rick Santorum and go all in for Donald Trump. Like it or not, I fully believe the only thing…

Why Our Resident Republican Thinks Cenk Uyger Will Help Pick the Next President

Apparently there is a love affair between liberals and Cenk Uyger.  Cenk had a rant or something, I didn’t watch it, I just read about it in an article from…

Jeb Bush is a Closet Communist

Although our hero and greatest American, Ronald Reagan, told us never to speak ill of another republican, I feel it is my duty as a patriot to expose Jeb Bush…

ObamaCare Ruling Exposes Idiocy of Republican Presidential Candidates

In keeping with republican tradition, it’s widely known that we all hate the Supreme Court ruling upholding ObamaCare subsidies. Despite liberal thinking we are secretly happy it passed so we…

How Bobby Jindal Offends Real Americans

It’s an unfortunate situation for a few of my republican friends running for president. They’re not remembered for their accomplishments, but for blurting out stuff the liberal media can make…

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