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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Trump Campaign Channels Dr. Who

Yes I’m a Doctor Who fan and, like Trump, I don’t apologize for it. This got me to reminiscing over an episode with David Tennant playing The Doctor. It seems…

Republicans Understand Trump Must Lose To Save Our Party

Liberals and America haters everywhere are giddy with excitement over the real prospect of a Trump loss this November. They jump with joy at the thought we republicans losing the…

Why I think Donald Trump is a Muslim

That President Obama is a Muslim is without question. All his mannerisms are the opposite of what Muslims do so that is proof positive of his Muslimism. He allows his…

Trump to reboot campaign by telling everyone the stuff they want to hear

Donald Trump will be giving an economic themed speech today that will lay out his plans for tax cuts for the wealthiest among us. As well as a moratorium on…

How the Republican Party Is Eerily Similar To Islam

Apparently there is still some small vestige of my former self as a Democrat because I can’t stop delving deeper into subjects, rather than trusting Dick Cheney, the Koch Brothers, NRA…

Ted Cruz Found What John McCain Lost in 2008

One of the great things about republicans is our loyalty. For the most part we quickly fall in line behind whomever our billionaires want us to fall behind. So it’s…

Republicans: Melania Trump’s Plagiarized Speech Was Michelle Obama’s Fault

Republican means never having to say you’re sorry for plagiarism or, for that matter, anything else. I don’t get the big fuss over Donald Trump’s hot wife lifting a few lines…

Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and respect Paul Ryan’s ability to fool them again

Poor deluded rank and file republican fools. Ronald Reagan fooled us with his trickle down economic nonsense which has been just the opposite of what he told us. The wealth…

Turning Hillary Hatred Into Hillary Votes

After being snubbed by my former good friend Donald Trump, who ungraciously did not make me his campaign manager after firing Mr. Lewandowski, I came out in support of Hillary…

Why Republicans Secretly Love Hillary and Barack

At one time I promoted professional wrestling matches. Some of the guys performing for me could really piss off a crowd. And I have to admit separating truth from fiction…

Why Top Republicans Secretly Love Donald Trump’s Racism

It seems a bunch of high level republicans like Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell have a problem with my friend Donald speaking out against the Mexican judge handling the ridiculous…

How Kim Jong-Un Understands the Power of Donald Trump

It was with great delight I found that the North Korean press has endorsed my good friend Donald Trump for President.  The North Koreans under Dear Leader Kim Jong-Un understand…

Why Women Should Be Banned From Public Restrooms

As has been proven by scientists employed by our honest energy industry, global warming is a hoax perpetrated by liberals to destroy America.  What is also not being reported by the…

Vice President Condoleeza Rice will help Trump make America great again

As Donald and I have pointed out, we don’t need a “unified” republican party to win the election.  We already have the kooks, bigots and religious zealots behind us while…

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