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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

How the Repeal of Obamacare Is A Great Show of Faith By the GOP

Nowhere in the Bible does it say that access to health care is a right. And since we staunch republicans demand adherence to the Judeo/Christian values of the Founding Fathers,…

Impeachment Begins When GOP Realize the Treasure They Have In Mike Pence

As a republican I am giddy at the prospect of a Pence presidency. No worries of him backtracking on republican dogma. Christians will no longer be the most persecuted group…

Why Paul Ryan Needs To Put Trump’s Pecker In His Pocket

When his (Paul Ryan's) cable goes out he doesn't call the provider. He gives his television a tax cut and it magically starts working. Trump is good at telling deluded…

Why Paul Ryan Is No Republican

Remember when the world thought Paul Ryan was something special? He would save the republican party from the tea baggers. His "reluctant" acceptance of the House Speakership would usher in…

What Do I Have To Do To Get Idiot Republicans To Notice Me?

by Joe Hagstrom I spent damn near all last year making the case for Donald Trump to win the Presidency. And it was close to the time I really went…

Why Scott Baio May Never Read Mad Mike’s America Again

Woe to all of us that read and write for Mad Mike's America. The super celebrity and noted Trump supporter Scott "Chachi" Baio has just announced he will no longer…

Let’s Give Betsy DeVos A Chance

Everyone is holding their breath in anticipation of the vote to confirm the billionairess Betsy Devos for Secretary of Education. Democrats decry her woeful lack of experience, really anything, that…

Relax-President Trump Is A Man of the Bible

The only thing I think I’ve ever disagreed with my good friend, Vice President Pence on was his statement that he’s a Christian first. Then an American, Then a republican,…

Democrats Are Missing A Great Wall Of Opportunity

What usually happens when a party gets in power is they find a way to screw things up and let the other party come back. This is a sad fact.…

Missouri Generously Raises Minimum Wage 5 cents

For all the whining liberals do about how evil and hateful we republicans are towards the poor, one would think we skewer and grill them. Then again, if they weren’t…

Trump Should Grab Pussy Riot For His Inauguration

Despite President elect Trump’s protestations and denials, it’s pretty obvious Putin and the Godless Ruskies’ internet chicanery helped him win the Presidency. ¬†George W. Bush showed one can get elected…

Will ‘Happy Holidays’ Hating Donald Trump Demand ‘Holiday Inn’ Change Its Name To ‘Christmas Inn?’

For years I’ve been searching for a way to get those deluded fools who¬†vote republican [no matter how much republican policies harm them] to stop voting for the Grand Ole…

Mitt Romney: Statesman or Sissy?

Man, old Mittens has come full circle. During the primary season he had no use at all for President-Elect Trump. Called him a phony and charlatan among other things. Too…

Trump Logic Demands My Appointment To His Cabinet

While not actively pursuing a job it would be unpatriotic of me to turn our president elect down if offered a position in his cabinet. As long as the position…

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