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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists.Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Republicans Anointed by God to Do His Work

Throughout history God has called on men and subservient women to do His work. While He could easily do whatever He wants with a wave of His mighty hand, He,…

God Does Not Hold Political Office

Of all the dangers to freedom and our republic, real or imagined, none is greater than the use of religion as a tool, or weapon, to govern. Many of my…

Donald Sterling-Suffering From Black Penis Envy

I always feel sad when a fellow white person, especially a rich one like my good friend Donald Sterling, owner of the Clippers NBA franchise are on the receiving end…

Missouri Legislators Attack Freedom to Beat School Children

In yet another attack on good sense and order, foolish liberal thinking Missouri legislators are proposing the elimination of corporal punishment in schools. If anything we need more corporal punishment,…

Pat Robertson is ‘The Beast’ and His Number is 700

Having just received my degree from the Liberty Online University of Jesus and the Second Amendment I feel it is my duty to not only guide the unfaithful back to…

Tradition demands Illinois republicans support Dan Rutherford for governor

As a republican I have developed a strong appreciation for tradition and resistance to change.  It is for this reason I implore all my fellow Illinois republicans to support Dan…

Chris Christie should have listened to me

As a student of politics since the tender age of 13 I’ve noticed, in the words of Yogi Berra, that you can observe a lot by watching.  This experience has…

Standing with Mike Huckabee against the Gloria Steinem Generation

My good friend and fellow conservative Mike Huckabee hit the nail on the head in his recent speech to the Republican National Committee.   He exposed the welfare mentality of…

Why Did Pope Francis Fire the Bankers?

In another slap to the face of job creators, Pope Francis has just fired a bunch of bankers.  The five Cardinals he fired were fired just eleven months into their…

How Chris Christie Secured the Presidential Nomination

I figured I’d be a good sport and let the liberals enjoy their week of Governor Christie bashing.  Oh the poor children who were late for school and the ambulance…

Why Republicans Love Edward Snowden

It never ceases to amaze me how easy it is to fool virtually everyone.  Our sheeple on the right, you know, unionized workers that enjoy the benefits of collective bargaining…

Republican Action Alert: We Now Hate Ronald Reagan

First of all I need to admonish NRC chairman Reince Priebus for not notifying us loyal republicans that we're now supposed to hate the former great American, Ronald Reagan.…

Only Ronald Reagan Can Save Christmas

Every year a bunch of my conservative friends make up nonsense about the “war on Christmas” being staged by evil atheist liberals. And while of course agree that liberals are…

Why Republicans Don’t Fret Over Kooks With Guns

There are many wonderful things about being a republican. I have access to heretofore forbidden country clubs, and money is no object since my tax cuts will pay all the…

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