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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Why Women Should Be Banned From Public Restrooms

As has been proven by scientists employed by our honest energy industry, global warming is a hoax perpetrated by liberals to destroy America.  What is also not being reported by the…

Vice President Condoleeza Rice will help Trump make America great again

As Donald and I have pointed out, we don’t need a “unified” republican party to win the election.  We already have the kooks, bigots and religious zealots behind us while…

Paul Ryan Takes a Knee Before The Mighty Donald

As I pointed out in my last post the major voting blocs of the republican party are mostly dupes who are told the nonsense they want to hear by republicans…

How Donald Trump Is Making the Republican Party His Bitch

All this silly talk of the republican party being split is dishonest silliness.  The people spreading this nonsense are ignorant, deluded fools, or actual republicans. The definition of republican is what…

Donald Trump Doesn’t Need Women-Women Need Donald Trump

One of the more popular memes going around is that my good friend Donald Trump will lose the women’s vote big time to Hillary Clinton. This is another ridiculous bit of…

Trump To Show Love For Jews By Eating Gefilte Fish

I am both honored and humbled to have been a major force in helping my good friend Donald Trump win the republican presidential nomination.  Together we showed America all one…

Cruz and Kasich Simply Protecting the Republican System

My kind and gentle nature, vestiges of my dark years as a liberal gun and God hater, prevent me from insulting the idiot  “Lyin” Ted Cruz and phony John Kasich.…

Buying More Guns to Protect Myself from Transgenders and Other Scary People I’ve Been Warned About

Boy I sure miss the good old days when all we had to fear were the damn Russkies.  We had great men like Eisenhower and Nixon ready to nuke the…

Why Are Democrats Hating On the Whores?

At a strike rally against my good friends at Verizon a noted speaker I’d never heard of railed against Democrat corporate whores.  Of course the liberals all were aghast because…

Trump’s Flip-Flopping Shows He’s Losing His Balls On Abortion and Other Crimes

Being the leading online supporter of The Donald since he announced his candidacy I was at first elated when he said women who get abortions should be punished.  It’s been…

Dead Innocent Bystanders Are a Small Price to Pay for Freedom

Bleeding heart freedom hating liberals are all agog now because thousands of my good friends and fellow real Americans have signed a petition to allow guns at the republican presidential…

Georgia Republicans Vote to Affirm Our Right to Discriminate

I meant to post on this stuff last week when my fellow republicans in the Missouri State Senate also voted to affirm our right to discriminate against gays, just like…

Republicans Save America and Have the Ads to Prove It

The best thing about the election cycle is how every four years America gets reminded through our republican ads, debates and lectures just how evil liberals are. My good friend…

Hold Off on Hillary’s Coronation

There’s a reason the political “experts” never tell us what’s going to happen without multiple caveats to protect them when they’re wrong; which is most of the time. The times they…

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