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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Billionaire Campaign Spending Is Wrong Unless Republicans Do It

My Republican party is focused on attacking Hillary Clinton for allegedly using her influence as secretary of state to get companies and rich people to donate to her and Bill’s foundation.…

How the Apostles Determined Koch Brothers Most Needy Of All

Somewhere in The Acts of the Apostles one of the Apostles told people to put all they had into the kitty and it would be distributed to those according to…

Gays Stay Away From My Columns So Idiots Will Send Me Money

All this time being a republican and I still am not a member of the one percenters. That’s a crock. I figured out long ago the secret was telling fools…

Netanyahu Victory Means Republicans Can Go Even More Batshit Crazy

Apparently my good friend Ted Cruz was correct. We republicans need to campaign even further to the right to win elections. Israel’s Bibi Netan’yahoo’ just proved that. The Bebes threw…

Exactly What Did Joe Biden Expect From Us Republicans

Vice President Biden lambasted Senate republicans for sending a letter to Iran over current negotiations. He said it was beneath the dignity of the U.S. Senate. The same body that…

Hillary Thrives on Right Wing Hate

Even though Hillary Clinton said release her emails last week the right is still demanding her emails be released. Of course we hate her but it’s mostly because she revels…

Jeb Bush wants to replace Obamacare with Obamacare

As a staunch conservative American republican I already loath the phony Jeb Bush. Sure it’s good that my party’s wealthy benefactors are going to spend lots of money to get…

Republicans Tired of All These “Big Religion” Commandments

Living on the Mississippi River I see caravans of trucks fleeing the state of Illinois everyday as described by my good friend Governor Bruce Rauner. No doubt it’s because of…

50 Shades of Republicans, the Bible, and Fox News

The liberal wench entered my cubicle at the RNC with a look of dread and curiosity. I told her to sit down whilst I penned more of my conservative truths…

What happens when Chris Christie abandons his niche

As a noted republican strategist I am perhaps more qualified than any other to critique fellow republicans. One must be able to sort the true idiocy from the pseudo-idiocies spouted…

Joni “Patches” Ernst Plagiarizes Her Life Story in SOTU Rebuttal

As good a republican as I am, not even I could sit through more than two minutes of the good Senatress from the great state of Iowa’s rebuttal to the…

GOP Thrilled Over Joni Ernst Upcoming Response to State of Union

At first I was upset that the top Republicans didn’t appoint me to give the rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address. How dare they snub me over the…

Obama Hates France but Keystone Pipeline to Create Millions of Jobs in France and U.S.

Republicans in Congress are fast tracking approval of the Keystone Pipeline, which will be owned by a Canadian company, knowing it will create hundreds of millions of jobs. What’s more these…

What Kind Of Woman Wants to be George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend?

Perhaps I’m missing something here. The ladies say they want a man who’s sensitive and caring. Kind and gentle. Leaves the room to perform certain offensive bodily functions. Now I…

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