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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists.Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Official Republican Response to Obama Immigration Speech

Hey President Obama-America doesn’t need the Statue of Liberty anymore! Although I didn’t actually watch President Obama’s pandering to illegal aliens speech last night, I know from being told what he’s said before…

Helping Ted Cruz Explain Republican Opposition to Net Neutrality

My good friend Ted Cruz recently called net neutrality ‘ObamaCare for the internet.’  While his analogy is of course ridiculous it will resonate with loyal Americans everywhere because he used…

Hunting Pandas to Save China’s Environment

The Socialist Kenyan President Hussein Obama has unilaterally entered a deal with pinko commie Red China to “reduce” greenhouse emissions which mad kooky liberal scientists claim cause the hoax known…

Why We Republicans Win Elections

The hallowed halls of politics are papered with articles claiming to know why we republicans keep winning elections. Some state the obvious, such as we stir up the bigots so they vote…

Dr. Strangelove: or how I learned to stop worrying and embrace republican sex goddesses

Although I haven’t met the attractive and wholesome Republican U.S. Senate candidate from Iowa, Joni Ernst, yet, I can without hesitation confirm her as a true republican sex goddess. Her…

Where Have You Gone Dick Cheney?

I just got back from the club and the general feeling was disappointment in former Vice President and all around good guy, Dick Cheney. Our stock holdings are getting crushed.…

How Christian Outrage Made Me Look at Naked Celebrities

Unlike the Godless atheists who infest this Godless site, I alone proclaim the glory of God and swear fealty to Jesus. And while the sleazy underbellies of MMA no doubt…

Adrian Peterson Reminds Us of Better Times

The right winger in me feels much sadness for the strict disciplinarian Adrian Peterson. By now everyone knows he is a star football player who beats the hell out of…

Republicans Anointed by God to Do His Work

Throughout history God has called on men and subservient women to do His work. While He could easily do whatever He wants with a wave of His mighty hand, He,…

God Does Not Hold Political Office

Of all the dangers to freedom and our republic, real or imagined, none is greater than the use of religion as a tool, or weapon, to govern. Many of my…

Donald Sterling-Suffering From Black Penis Envy

I always feel sad when a fellow white person, especially a rich one like my good friend Donald Sterling, owner of the Clippers NBA franchise are on the receiving end…

Missouri Legislators Attack Freedom to Beat School Children

In yet another attack on good sense and order, foolish liberal thinking Missouri legislators are proposing the elimination of corporal punishment in schools. If anything we need more corporal punishment,…

Pat Robertson is ‘The Beast’ and His Number is 700

Having just received my degree from the Liberty Online University of Jesus and the Second Amendment I feel it is my duty to not only guide the unfaithful back to…

Tradition demands Illinois republicans support Dan Rutherford for governor

As a republican I have developed a strong appreciation for tradition and resistance to change.  It is for this reason I implore all my fellow Illinois republicans to support Dan…

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