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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Republicans Tired of All These “Big Religion” Commandments

Living on the Mississippi River I see caravans of trucks fleeing the state of Illinois everyday as described by my good friend Governor Bruce Rauner. No doubt it’s because of…

50 Shades of Republicans, the Bible, and Fox News

The liberal wench entered my cubicle at the RNC with a look of dread and curiosity. I told her to sit down whilst I penned more of my conservative truths…

What happens when Chris Christie abandons his niche

As a noted republican strategist I am perhaps more qualified than any other to critique fellow republicans. One must be able to sort the true idiocy from the pseudo-idiocies spouted…

Joni “Patches” Ernst Plagiarizes Her Life Story in SOTU Rebuttal

As good a republican as I am, not even I could sit through more than two minutes of the good Senatress from the great state of Iowa’s rebuttal to the…

GOP Thrilled Over Joni Ernst Upcoming Response to State of Union

At first I was upset that the top Republicans didn’t appoint me to give the rebuttal to President Obama’s State of the Union Address. How dare they snub me over the…

Obama Hates France but Keystone Pipeline to Create Millions of Jobs in France and U.S.

Republicans in Congress are fast tracking approval of the Keystone Pipeline, which will be owned by a Canadian company, knowing it will create hundreds of millions of jobs. What’s more these…

What Kind Of Woman Wants to be George Zimmerman’s Girlfriend?

Perhaps I’m missing something here. The ladies say they want a man who’s sensitive and caring. Kind and gentle. Leaves the room to perform certain offensive bodily functions. Now I…

How Sarah Palin Made the Left Her Bitch

I am happy to use this forum to congratulate my good friend Sarah Palin on her latest crushing of leftist Kookery. Her son, who has Downs Syndrome, stood on the…

Guess What the Republicans Credit For Driving Down Oil Prices?

Everywhere I look the liberal media is demanding we good Christian Americans give President Obama credit for low gas prices. The truth is the liberal media and liberals in general…

Republicans: Men Must Seek Women’s Permission Before Masturbating

The liberal media has accused us republicans of waging a war on women for generations. This of course is not true because our goal has always been to protect women from…

Congressman Kevin Yoder Proves Government To Be Big Business’ Bitch

It has come to light that Congressman Kevin Yoder of Kansas is the one who cleverly slipped into the Crominbus Bill wording that lets government bail out big banks in…

Republican Defense of Bill Cosby from Gloria Alred and Liberal Horde Attacks

It was only a matter of time before noted glamour defense attorney Gloria Alred entered the media spotlight to attack a fine gentleman who’s real crime was not being black…

President Obama’s Jive Turkey Pardon

I know it’s taboo to mention the children of presidents but to show that not all of us righties are flaming, classless shitheads I must say that Sasha and Malia…

Republican Response To Race Riots: We Ain’t Gonna Do Shit Bumpy

I lifted the title from a line in the great movie “Shaft.”   And just like Bumpy didn’t do shit, when it comes to race riots and the causes and the…

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