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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Time For Trump To Tell Evangelicals To Go Straight to Hell

Against my advice, my good friend Donald tried courting evangelicals in the Iowa caucuses.   He may have gotten Reverend Falwell to stump with him but not because Donald is a…

Blacks Are Giving Republicans the Blues

You would think that after all we republicans have done for Blacks they would embrace our party.  After all 156 years ago republican president Abraham Lincoln defied the Constitution by…

How Sarah Palin’s Dopey Endorsement of ‘The Donald’ Dooms the Billionaire

Donald Trump may have made a huge tactical error by recruiting the former Alaska half-governor. In 2008, Senator John McCain unleashed the phenomenon know as Sarah Palin on an unsuspecting…

Donald Trump Channels the Great St. Paul

Much has been made of my friend Donald’s recent address to my pals at Liberty University. Donald was made sport of for misquoting a Bible verse. He used profanity. In general…

Fear of Donald Trump Forced Evil Iran To Release Prisoners

The evil Iranians just freed an American journalist and three other people, including a good Christian.  They also released a group of American sailors who drifted into waters claimed by Iran…

End U.S. Oil Imports to Save Jobs and the Billionaires That Create Them

Too many don’t understand sound economics, job creation and national security, yet somehow think cheap oil is good for everyone. The fact is it’s a terrible thing that enslaves us…

Republicans Desperate to Say “I Told You So”

It does indeed pain me that all my friends running for the republican presidential nomination are speaking ill of each other. Sad that Reagan’s rule of never speaking ill of…

GOP Mourns for Arrested Former Hedge Fund Honcho Martin Shkreli

I’ve always said that it’s never a good idea to put an asshole in charge. Yet for some reason an asshole always ends up in charge. Since my enlightenment and…

Time for Jeb Bush to Make the Big Drop

No matter what Jeb does these days he’s still wallowing around 3% in the polls.  The typical republican that actually answers the phone has no interest in listening to anyone pretending…

Donald Trump Isn’t Destroying the GOP Only Exposing It

It seems everyone other than my good friend Ted Cruz feels he must come out and attack my good friend Donald Trump for simply stating what the silent majority thinks.…

Taking Pansy Right Wing Radio Host Jamie Allman to Task

If Exxon abandoning us true gun loving, all American republicans, and its embracement of the myth of climate change weren’t enough, now there’s whom I thought to be a right minded right leaning…

How Exxon Turned its Back On Rich Republicans

Woe are we republicans. Of the many constants we’ve come to rely on are making sure the rich are getting richer and our base of bigots, religious zealots and weak minded…

Embracing Abortion the Republican Way

One thing that is becoming painfully obvious is that unless Hillary Clinton has some health issue in the next year and a half she will be our next president.  Sadly…

Vote Trump Because Fighting Batsh*t Crazy with Batsh*t Crazy Is A Good Thing

Over the past year I’ve laid out many sound reasons why we should elect my good friend Donald Trump. The most important reason is because of what our nation [which…

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