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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

Why Are Republicans Hating On Fidel Castro?

It’s confusing why republicans hate Fidel Castro who at last report was still dead. We love Vladimir Putin because as we’re told by our top propagandists, Putin is a strong…

The simple reason Hillary Clinton lost

After hours of hearing the pundits speak I have no choice but to give my own explanation as to why Trump defeated Hillary Clinton. It’s simple. Trump was anyone but…

Trumps Biggest Butt Kissers Will Get Posts In His Administration

It seems my good friends Rudy Giuliani, Reince Priebus and Newt Gingrich are all up for jobs in the Trump administration. Provided of course Trump pulls off a miracle or…

Move over President Obama; Trump is the true hope and change guy

Anyone of rational mind can plainly see Donald Trump is unfit for any purpose besides celebrity for the sake of celebrity;┬ámuch like a Kardashian or Paris Hilton. The reasons his…

Breaking News: Trump Is Okay With Guys Cause He Only Gropes Beautiful Women

My republican comrades are in a tizzy over Trump’s troubles with bimbos. Trump thinks attacking former President Bill Clinton’s bimbo troubles will make things alright. Attacking former presidents rarely works…

It’s Time to Repeal the Ten Commandments

Being a committed republican it is with a heavy heart that I must demand repeal of the Ten Commandments. Loving freedom means being free of the tyranny of not just…

Donald Trump Gave His Supporters Exactly What They Wanted

Ah the poor deluded liberal left. They are all in a tizzy over Hillary’s debate performance. Of course she was well informed and showed she understands big concepts. She showed…

Donald Trump Making America Great Again for Donald Trump

It never fails when making America great again some well meaning, yet clueless fool is compelled to ask when we weren’t great. Or when America stopped being great. The fact…

Make Mad Mike’s America Great Again

Quite frankly folks, things are a disaster. It’s disgraceful what’s happening. It’s time to make Mad Mike’s America great again. Nobody but me can accomplish this return to greatness. I…

Oppressed Christian White Guys Are More Entitled To Sit During the National Anthem

As an oppressed Christian white guy I feel strongly that me and my brother oppressed Christian white guys are the ones who should be sitting as protest during the national…

Trump Campaign Channels Dr. Who

Yes I’m a Doctor Who fan and, like Trump, I don’t apologize for it. This got me to reminiscing over an episode with David Tennant playing The Doctor. It seems…

Republicans Understand Trump Must Lose To Save Our Party

Liberals and America haters everywhere are giddy with excitement over the real prospect of a Trump loss this November. They jump with joy at the thought we republicans losing the…

Why I think Donald Trump is a Muslim

That President Obama is a Muslim is without question. All his mannerisms are the opposite of what Muslims do so that is proof positive of his Muslimism. He allows his…

Trump to reboot campaign by telling everyone the stuff they want to hear

Donald Trump will be giving an economic themed speech today that will lay out his plans for tax cuts for the wealthiest among us. As well as a moratorium on…

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