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Reformed Liberal now dedicated to saving world from Obamacare and Godless Atheists. Using MadMike's America to audition for high paying job with Fox News.

A President Trump Will Raise Money By Hosting Government Reality Shows

My good friend Donald Trump, soon to be President Trump, has regaled us with brilliance his whole life. From the start of his campaign for president he has been the…

Why Democrats can’t articulate a message regardless of the facts

It never ceases to amaze me how those on the left, in particular their strategists, fail to see what the majority of Middle America wants. Scott Walker won elections in…

Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Donald Trump

After careful and cautious consideration I have decided to pull my support for Rick Santorum and go all in for Donald Trump. Like it or not, I fully believe the only thing…

Why Our Resident Republican Thinks Cenk Uyger Will Help Pick the Next President

Apparently there is a love affair between liberals and Cenk Uyger.  Cenk had a rant or something, I didn’t watch it, I just read about it in an article from…

Jeb Bush is a Closet Communist

Although our hero and greatest American, Ronald Reagan, told us never to speak ill of another republican, I feel it is my duty as a patriot to expose Jeb Bush…

ObamaCare Ruling Exposes Idiocy of Republican Presidential Candidates

In keeping with republican tradition, it’s widely known that we all hate the Supreme Court ruling upholding ObamaCare subsidies. Despite liberal thinking we are secretly happy it passed so we…

How Bobby Jindal Offends Real Americans

It’s an unfortunate situation for a few of my republican friends running for president. They’re not remembered for their accomplishments, but for blurting out stuff the liberal media can make…

Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling Exposes Idiocy Of Republican Presidential Candidates

In keeping with republican tradition, we all hate the Supreme Court ruling upholding ObamaCare subsidies. Despite the liberals thinking we are secretly happy it passed so we wouldn’t have to…

Darin LaHood Embraces His Inner Right Wing Kook

Of course I was a “homer” in the race to replace the very pretty, yet disgraced, Congressman Aaron Schock. My favored candidate, however, was the Breitbart editor and local homeboy…

Why Pope Should Only Speak When He Agrees With Rick Santorum

While perusing the internet searching for articles defaming my good friend Rick Santorum I had the misfortune of coming across another bastion of atheism and depravity: The Huffington Post. While…

A Republican Guide to Creationism and Global Warming

With my good friend Rick Perry joining the pack of my other good friends seeking the republican nomination for president, I feel it is my duty to present the republican…

Why Rick Santorum Towers Above the Other Candidates

Much to my relief my good friend Rick Santorum finally announced his candidacy for the presidency. A truer patriot and man who understands the average American does not exist today.…

Billionaire Campaign Spending Is Wrong Unless Republicans Do It

My Republican party is focused on attacking Hillary Clinton for allegedly using her influence as secretary of state to get companies and rich people to donate to her and Bill’s foundation.…

How the Apostles Determined Koch Brothers Most Needy Of All

Somewhere in The Acts of the Apostles one of the Apostles told people to put all they had into the kitty and it would be distributed to those according to…

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